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Kickers Stormtrooper Boots

By: on November 12, 2015
$244
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Reader Dave, the good-lookin'-out dude who shed the light of these Kickers Stormtrooper Boots onto my life, told me he thought he peed a little bit when he saw them. Ditto, my friend. Dit. Toe.

Kickers is releasing the foot soldiers as part of a collaborative limited edition with the Galactic Empire, so they probably won't be around for too long. The boots have white leather uppers, elasticated side gussets, detachable gaiters, and EVA sole units. And if white isn't your toe jam, the Kickers also attack Vader-style here.

Muchas danke to Dave in the UK for the Dude Product Tip.

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