Shoes

Crochet Converse Slippers

$43.90 from Amazon »

Crochet Converse Slippers! A great big foot hug from Grandma and Chuck Taylor! These handmade yarn booties come in colors and sizes suitable for men, women, and children, so they'd make an all-star gift for an athlete...

Fur-Lined Winter Slipper Boots

$19.99 - $32.99 from Amazon »

I saw a dude wearing a pair of these furry slipper boots at the coffee shop yesterday morning, and since it was one of the first mornings of what will become many months of temperatures that do not please me, I became...

Bread Slippers

$14.99 - $20.99 from Amazon »

It's not just that Bread Slippers exist, it's that Bread Slippers exist in so many styles of toasty foot loaves! French baguette, country white, marble rye, sesame seed, multi-seed, hot dog bun...my blood sugar is spiking...

Fronteer Aqua Solo Sneakers

$145 from Fronteer »

A shoe for the postmodern athlete, Fronteer's Aqua Solo sneakers mash up elements of water shoes, hiking boots, and climbing shoes into their laceless, low-top, hiker-style form. And the sneaks' name and inspiration come...

ECCO EXOSTRIKE Dyneema Edition Hiking Boots

$300 from ECCO »

ECCO has upgraded their funky, street-style EXOSTRIKE line of hiking boots with Dyneema bonded leather uppers. As ECCO is a company out of Denmark, I wonder if "Dyneema" is Danish for "World's! Strongest! Leather!" Because...

Redneck Boot Sandals

Redneck Boot Sandals, this is an old April Fool's joke, right? Maybe that too, but these cowboy boot-flip flop hybrids are also an actual shoe made in Alabama. Or Oklahoma. Or Texas. Or one of those states where it becomes...

Dualyz Summer Slipper Shoe with Removable Sole

$89.95 from Amazon »

Dualyz invites all dudes and ladies to take their bottoms off. Nah, not because they want to start an orgy. Because they make unisex slipper shoes, sneaker-style footwear with removable soles for protective traipsing...

Ugly Feet Flip Flops

$16.99 from Amazon »

Oh man, I thought my friend Cornelius had ugly feet. But if even he got a pair of these Ugly Feet Flip Flops, I would know the crusty, cracking, mangled, bunion-bulging dogs from the swamp couldn't possibly be his own...

Skinners Minimalist Barefoot Sock Shoes

$59.90 from Amazon »

Skinners combine socks and the minimalist, barefoot shoe craze to form...Skinners Minimalist Barefoot Sock Shoes. I feel like this is the one thousandth time already this year I've had to ask, Are we living in an episode...

Men's Nike Benassi JDI Fanny Pack Slide

$49.99 from Finish Line »

If I heard about Nike's new Benassi JDI Fanny Pack men's slide sandals without seeing them, I'd probably ask whatever yay-hoo was telling me about them if he needed some shoes to go with his Dadbag and Swoveralls. Or...

PF Flyers 25th Anniversary Sandlot Sneakers

It's been almost 2 years since PF Flyers released their Made in USA Sandlot Edition sneakers, so I'm due for a new pair. And, happily, the PF Flyers 25th Anniversary Sandlot sneaks are due to launch, in collaboration...

Bedrock Cairn 3D Pro Adventure Sandals

Barefoot your feet up for spring and summer outdoor adventures with a pair of Cairn 3D Pro sandals from Bedrock Sandals. You know Bedrock, right? The place where the Flintstones and the Rubbles scampered up rocky cliffs...

Black Jack Boot Jack Boot Remover

$24.99 from Amazon »

Using a boot jack to take your boots off isn't pure laziness. Not just anyway. Anyone who owns a pair of burly work boots, tall and narrow cowboy boots, or spaceman snow boots knows that removing them entails more than...

adidas Predator Tango 18+ Indoor Shoes

$168.99 - $180 from Amazon »

The original intent of the adidas Predator design, conceptualized by the former Aussie footballing great Craig Johnston (who I've never heard of) was to give an increase to the friction between boot and ball via rubber...

Adidas NMD_CS1 GTX Primeknit Sneakers

$160.81 - $382.23 from Amazon »

Adidas' NMD_CS1 GTX Primeknit sneakers are made with a 100% waterproof GORE-TEX lining, so even though I'll trash their pristine white Primeknit upper within the first 15 minutes of stepping outside in the shoes, it will...

Air Jordan 10 Retro Shoes

$190 from Nike »

The Air Jordan 10s or Xs (thanks Apple for creating a roman numeral awareness or lack thereof) were designed while MJ was away from the game, following his dream to become a baseball hitter and break the Mendoza line...

Porsche Design Bounce S4 Lux by Adidas

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If you want to Bounce with Porsche Design's Adidas sneaker collaboration, you'll have to sacrifice kicking it with some of your favorite Benjamin Franklins. Every element of Porsche-inspired style and performance injected...

DryGuy Force Dry Boot Dryer

$48.73 from Amazon »

Pretty fly for a DryGuy. This Force Dry Boot Dryer can suck out the wet and cold from any style of boot or shoe, plus your post-snowman gloves, in 1 to 2 hours. As the name suggests, this plug-in DryGuy uses forced air...

Vessi 100% Waterproof Knit Shoes

$99 - $159 from Vessi Footwear »

Vessi's forthcoming knit shoes bring a lightweight sneaker style to the water-deflecting powers of your rain boots. Vessi says their Flash Knit technology will keep the shoes 100% waterproof - and your feet 100% dry up...

Teva Ember Moc Slippers

$43.75 - $69.95 from Amazon »

Teva's Ember Moc slippers might have Dad Joke written all over them, but I don't care. I want some. Teva says they're like sleeping bags for your feet. Who can resist sleeping bags for your feet?! Not me...

Largemouth Bass Slippers

$15.99 - $22.69 from Amazon »

Good news, pescatarians! They've finally started making slippers out of fish - check out these largemouth bass slippers! - so you'll have something to wear while everyone else dons their bunnies, piggies, chickies, and...

Vivobarefoot Ultra 3 Algae Biomass Shoes

$80 from Amazon »

In May 2017 Vivovbarefoot announced its Ultra 3 land and sea shoes would incorporate both land and sea into their construction to make the amphibious footwear as eco-friendly as they are foot-friendly. Teaming up with...

Memory Foam Height Increasing Insoles

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No need to feel uncomfortable about wanting some height increasing insoles. No need to feel uncomfortable wearing them either. We could all benefit from an extra inch or two somewhere and, according to Heelborne, their...

DrySteppers - Raincoats for Your Sneakers

$19.99 from DrySteppers »

DrySteppers slip over your sneakers like a cozy shoe raincoat when the only thing worse than when you ask your mama for Adidas and she buys you Zips happens: you buy your own damn Adidas Zebra V2s, and then an angry summer...