Shoes

You'll certainly get a Care Bears Stare or two wearing these Care Bears Grin & Share It High Heels from flamboyant footwear brand Irregular Choice...

Is there anything not to like about KuaiLu Flip Flops? Made with yoga foam soles, like my FOAT Sanuk flip flops, they've got to be an equal treat for yo' feet. And I must admit, KuaiLu's take on the yoga-sandal combo...

One question: what the fairway is up with that bulging golf ball embedded in the Mulligan II Flip Flops' footbed? Reef's only reference to it is to say their golf fan's footwear has a "molded golf ball logo." Yeah, more...

Dad, what's better than grass stains on your New Balance 608v5s? That's right, real turf on your GrassSlides sandals...

The Crapper Concealer is a set of shoe covers you slip over your feet to maintain anonymity when you use a public toilet stall. And by "use" I mean poop. Shit. Drop a fat deuce. Brown-out destroy. Do things to that poor...

Baby. Got. Back. If you'd like some sneakers to help you get rid of a big, saggy ass, I present for your consideration HOKA TenNines. Sneakers that themselves have a big, saggy ass...

I hate Crocs. And I'm not as much of a KFC fanboy as I am a dedicated patron of Popeyes and my mama's kitchen when she gets out the deep fryer. But I have to give KFC Crocs credit for one gem of a KFC Crocs pitch: "Put...

The Dad shoe of the season has arrived. New Balance describes their Caravan Moc as "an easy-going, comfortable respite for tired feet," and I think Dad's gonna be all over that description with a fervor only slightly...

What's my superpower? Casting thousands of directionally-orientated spherical mirrors from my ankles! ... With some help from my socks. ReflecToes are high reflective socks designed with runners and cyclists in mind...

Not that I want to think about wearing flip-flops this time of year, but according to Honey Soles, putting their Natural Cork shoe insoles inside my regular shoes will make it feel like I am even in my leather loafers...

The Hypelev sneaker stand enables anyone - even you - to defy gravity with a pair of Air Jordans just like Michael. The only catch: you can't be wearing them...

Link flip-shoes, a hybrid their makers call "free like a flip-flop, safe as a shoe," are here to prove you wrong about at least one thing: no matter what you thought about Crocs or Keen Uneek monstrosities, Redneck Boot...

FlipRocks are a far cry from your average flip-flops. Buuuut, they seem to be right in line - or rather, right in injection-molded removable grips with extreme traction applications - with your average dad shoe...

VIA Knit Shoes are treated with a Nano-Tech Membrane that repels both water and dirt for up to 2 hours of tromping around in mud puddles on a rainy spring day. They're also convertible sneaks, with fold-over flaps that...

Volcom's Recliner Leather Sandals are flip-flops fit for those vacation days when your wife wants to go touring and shopping and bar hopping, but you're feeling more like a La-Z-Boy who just wants to lounge by the pool...

While I haven't tried Parasoles myself, I have seen the funky sock-shoes in action on another dude at my gym. He flippin'-tires loves them. Always tries to get me to try them on and see for myself, but uh, these so-called...

If Nike's making sneakers covered in grass, why shouldn't Yes We Glow make sneakers covered in LED lights? GLOW sneaks take flashy shoes to the next level with a grid of LEDs covering the full surface of their uppers...

Nike is a little early for April Fool's Day, but I guess they wanted to get the Air Max 1 Golf "Grass" word out soon into the 2019 PGA Tour, and build some hype for the sneakers. Which, as far as I can tell, are real...

Storage Soles hold more than just a lucky penny in your shoe. These adjustable insoles have a hidden stash compartment built into their heel cups sized to protect some extra cash, a key, your medicine ( or "medicine")...

Put the fear of God...in your feet. Nike has teamed up with Fear of God sneaker and fashion designer Jerry Lorenzo to create the Nike Air Fear of God 1 Sneaker. Judging by the shoe's release date - December 15, 2018 -...

These puffy coat slippers aren't the ugliest slippers I've ever seen...well, maybe the orange ones are the ugliest slippers I've ever seen, but I'll bet they're the warmest and coziest on your feet. And the puffiest and...

Does seeing Sorel's Dude Moc Slippers, looking all soft and warm and ready to bear hug my feet, and wanting them almost more than I want a new gaming console and 4K TV officially make me an old man? Well. So be it!...

Crochet Converse Slippers! A great big foot hug from Grandma and Chuck Taylor! These handmade yarn booties come in colors and sizes suitable for men, women, and children, so they'd make an all-star gift for an athlete...

I saw a dude wearing a pair of these furry slipper boots at the coffee shop yesterday morning, and since it was one of the first mornings of what will become many months of temperatures that do not please me, I became...