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Cut My Head Off Necklace

By: on January 29, 2012
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The irony is, whomever you present this little trinket of awesome to is going to rip your head off as soon as the meaning sets in. Still, it's so flippin' clever and amusing, the resultant shouting match, firing, divorce, or trip to the ER will totally be worth it. The necklace's scissors are handmade from black polymer, and vary slightly from piece to piece. Long black beads and a nearly invisible steel string achieve the dotted line effect to complete the look. To complement black clothing, seller lapinPetite also makes the cutout necklace with white plastic scissors and white beads.

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