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Bronze Elfin Dragon Ear Wrap

By: on December 16, 2014
$89
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A higher quality and US-made alternative to this dragon earring, Marty Magic's Elfin Dragon Ear Wrap is cast in bronze and finely detailed with the elegant wings, formidable scales, and flaring nostrils we've come to love in our favorite fictitious reptiles. Careful though, as dragon precedent suggests, this dragon could be poised to fly away...or poised to have his way with your ear canal.

Elfin Dragon ear cuffs are lightly antiqued, and will patina over time (if you aren't down with tarnish, you can keep yours shiny with silver cream). They require no piercings to wear, but are held in place with a sturdy wire that wraps behind the ear, similar to a Bluetooth headset.

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