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Alpha Rebel KCUF Luxury Survival Bracelets

By: on May 21, 2017
$230 - $250
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Life testing your limits? KCUF it and expand them to 9' of 550-pound US Military paracord in seconds. The breaking strength can assist with anything from tying down your gear during a windstorm to tying up the bad guys during a shitstorm. Maker Alpha Rebel also approves of using of KCUFs to "get creative" with your girlfriend, and will replace the cord for life no matter how or how many times you disengage it from the bracelet hardware for survivalist or James Bond(age) activities.

Alpha Rebel makes KCUFs (pronounced "cuffs") for men who want to be at the ready without looking like they work at the local outdoors superstore. The bracelets come coiled and latched with either 925 sterling silver-plated or 24K gold-plated bracelet hardware. The cords' all-weather nylon construction has MIL-C 5040 certification and is resistant to mold, mildew, stains, and discoloration.

Alpha Rebel makes each KCUF by hand in Los Angeles.

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