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LED Dome Light Beanie

By: on September 17, 2013
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Athletic apparel brand Nathan's Dome Light beanie has a strip of LEDs on both its front and back sides so that other people can watch where I'm going and get out of my way. Because when dusk falls I'm usually otherwise occupied doubling up on jogging and Googling which one's a parsnip and which one's a turnip to ensure I show up for my date with this hot nutritionist I met at the Jamba Juice sporting lustily rosy cheeks and speaking savvily about healthful root vegetables.

The low-profile LEDs on Nathan Tec-Touch fabric hats serve as invaluable safety precautions without making beanie wearers look like they were dressed by Ralphie's Aunt Clara.

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