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Zeke's Beard Wipes

By: on April 21, 2016
$25
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Ye with fountains o' facial hair, Zeke's has created these packs of Beard Wipes just for you. To get rid of the flakes, the stench, the grease, the sweat, and the double chocolate chip fudge cookies crumbs that aren't embedded in your follicles because you're saving them for later (this time....) Each disposable wipe looks like a wet nap, but comes preloaded with coconut oil, jojoba oil, and argan oil 3 essential beard grooming oils Zeke's says will ensure you do not enter the world with a "dirty, flaky, and itchy beard that smells weird," or that has devolved into a "forest of dandruff."

Zeke's compares using their wipes to keep your beard clean and shiny to shampooing your hair, both in terms of personal hygiene, and the product's gentle effects on your skin underneath; Zeke's Beard Wipes leave face 'fros feeling soft and fresh without irritating or drying your face itself.

The Zeke's Bear Wipes bundles shown here includes 1 x to-go pack of 10 Beard Wipes, plus 1 x 30-pack in a standard box for home.

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