The Lawn Mower Manscaping Electric Trimmer
The first scene in the video for the Lawn Mower 2.0 electric trimmer for manscaping is pretty much exactly what I'd envision the Lawn Mower 2.0 would do to my private regions if I used it: the Happy Trail becomes the Trail of Blood & Waste in 3 seconds flat.
But no, says, Lawn Mower maker Manscaped. Pain and patchiness are what any other electric razor would cause you trying to tidy up the thick follicular thatch growing below your belt. The Lawn Mower, though, is designed specifically to, uh, mow through coarse and curly hair without yanking it or entangling itself so deep in the bush you need a Colombian Raptor Machete to get it out.
The Lawn Mower 2.0 is built with a 6,000 RPM motor powering a ceramic blade module with SkinSafe technology designed to prevent nicks and snags near that bodily place far too precious to risk injuring, but also far too unruly to risk showing a lady you expect to give it special attentions.
Lawn Mower 2.0 blade modules are rust-resistant and snap-in replaceable. You can buy one of the manscaping trimmers on its own, or sign up for Manscaped's Peak Hygiene plan and have them auto-send you new blade refills every 3 months.
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