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Dry Shower Powder

By: on May 19, 2016

You can give your dog a bath without getting him wet. Why can't you do the same for yourself? (Without dousing yourself in patchouli, hippies.) While not a substitution for bathing altogether, Dry Shower Powder does provide a valuable freshening service for summer vacationers and lucky SOBs who live yearlong near a beach. The all-natural, talc-free mixture cleans salt and sand from the skin, plus soothes and cools it once the sun has dug in, sans any form of liquid. Just shake it on, brush it off, and head straight to the Buffett show feeling smooth and refreshed.

Dry Shower Powder ingredients include:

  • Cornstarch
  • Arrowroot Powder
  • Sodium Bicarbonate
  • Rice Flour
  • Watermelon Extract

The first 3 ingredients work to loosen and banish sand and salt, and soak up any residual moisture, while the rice flour provides a gentle scrub that gives UV-soaked skin the sense of cooling. Watermelon extract is high in Vitamin C and amino acids to help fend off photo-aging.

Dry Shower Powder addresses the fact that many of you may believe you can achieve the same cleansing effects with generic baby powder as follows: "We don't want you to smell like diaper rash."

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