Design

Cup Noodles & Top Ramen Wrapping Paper

$8 from Nissin »

Nissin's Top Ramen and Cup Noodles wrapping paper comes with a warning: "Wrapping anything but Cup Noodles or Cup Noodles-related merchandise in this paper could be misleading and result in an angry, inconsolable gift...

Big Head Cutouts

$19.99 - $44.99 from Amazon »

Big Head custom cardboard face cutouts could be lively decorations for a big party - birthday, office holiday, bachelorette, here's-the-face-of-the-ex-you-never-have-to-see-again breakup. They could be used as props for...

Crochet Hooded Knight Blanket

$5.99 - $99 from Etsy »

Joni Memmott told me her husband made a special request for a Crochet Hooded Knight Blanket "so he could stay warm while playing PS4 during the winter." Being a maven of the yarn (maybe you saw her Crochet Optimus Prime...

The Literal Translation of Country Names Map

You can't buy a print of The Literal Translation of Country Names Map...yet...but that's probably not such a big deal. Like The World According to Americans, this map is more of a way to get a few chuckles and take a...

Giant Blue Jeans Sleeping Bag

This sleeping bag that looks like a giant pair of blue jeans, I don't know which part of their ludicrousness to tell you about first. OK, the obvious: this is a giant blue jeans sleeping bag (Ludicrous Part 1). It sleeps...

Pearl Diver Octopus Water Fountain

Yarr! I got me a wicked tharrst! Unleash the Kraken...water fountain. Sean M. Monaghan designed this octopus fountain, called Pearl Diver, for SPLASH! restaurant in the Santa Cruz Municipal Wharf. The double drinker is...

South Park Charted

In case you forgot, South Park Charted is here to help you 'member. 'Member what? All twenty seasons of the show's most memorable characters and references, including the citizens of South Park, "The Many Guises of Cartman"...

Human Burrito Blanket

$39.95 from Amazon »

A couple of giant Human Burrito Blankets will make sure your Tortilla Baby knows who Mommy and Daddy are. At 5' in diameter, I'd be able to roll up one fine bean, cheese, rice, and man meat burrito in this flour tortilla...

Chewbacca Journal

$19.41 from Amazon »

The Chewbacca Journal presents, Wookiee Deep Thoughts: Waag ahyeg ha. Wua ga ma uma ahuma ooma. RRRrrruurgh! Arrggg! Translation: The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you are swimming and when you are angry...

Internal Fire Glass Vortex Spheres

$100 - $6k from Internal Fire Glass »

Loooook into my orb. No really, check out a GIF of one of these Internal Fire Glass vortex spheres. The optical illusion is super trippy. And super... supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Glass artist Scott Pernicka handcrafts...

Whiskey River Sarcastic Soaps

$8.95 from Whiskey River »

Whiskey River Soaps are like modern-day Shakespearean comedies. Insightful in reading people. Precise in their social commentary. Charming and funny. And, to complement our 21st century needs, not tl;dr, and serving more...

OLOID Mathematically Perfect Desk Sculpture

$25 - $73 from Kickstarter »

Paul Schatz discovered the oloid in 1929. Yes, discovered. It's not just some rando geometric shape or ergonomically designed fidget toy. The oloid is a real piece of the mathematics puzzle, and Patrick Schneider's OLOID...

Keytendo Video Game Console Key Holder

$34.99 from Amazon »

Somewhere between way too much and not nearly enough geek lies the Keytendo, an NES-themed key holder, and your Goldilocks gift for a geek...

Voice & Motion Activated Prank Stickers

$10.99 from Amazon »

More sticker fun for the office and airport pranksters. A 50-pack of Voice & Motion Activated prank stickers, my college friends, seem like a necessary addition to your suitcase when you head back to the dorm too...

Moving Liquid Floor Tiles

$29.99 from Amazon »

Moving liquid floor tiles spell DIY dance floor at the wedding and will make every kid want to stomp and spin and roll all over the floor in their bedroom. Get a few for your girlfriend, and the neon fluid free-flowing...

Reversible Sequin Mermaid Pillows

$14.99 from Amazon »

These reversible sequin Mermaid Pillows are like a tactile Etch-A-Sketch made from a drag queen's donations to Goodwill! They're covered in two-sided, two-toned sequins that flip when you run your hands and fingers along...

Color Changing Duct Tape

$4.99 - $8.97 from Amazon »

Chameleon Skinz duct tape throws it back to my Hypercolor days. Like the T-shirts of yore, their line of color changing adhesives is heat-sensitive, with each tape's primary hue taking a spectral glide into another when...

Naughty People Outlet Stickers

$12.20 from Amazon »

These naughty people. Doing doggy style on an electrical outlet. Didn't their mamas teach them anything? Dude better keep his finger out of his lady's mouth (and eyes if they're into that sort of thing) or this love session...

Fake Wall Outlet Sticker Prank

$6.99 from Amazon »

Just Basic Dave took one look at these Fake Wall Outlet Stickers and he knew: the next great prank of 2017 had arrived. Through his Twitter account Dave has posted videos of his fake outlet shenanigans at the airport...

Personalized Custom Coloring Books

$32.50 - $145.99 from Colored Moments »

If you're crafty, you can probably make a personalized custom coloring book of your wedding, your trip to Italy, or your best Instagrammed food photos all by yourself with a few flicks of some Photoshop filters and some...

Flowered Fishnet Stockings

$109.99 - $349.89 from Etsy »

My girlfriend says Lirika Matoshi's fishnets, handmade stockings with intricate flowers and other ethereal-nature-fairy elements woven in, are works of art. Yeah, I can see that. But what I mostly see is that the tights...

Steel Roses

$63.69 from Etsy »

It's cold as balls in Findland, so metalsmith Anssi Routavirta gave up on trying to give his wife roses from the florist, and set to making her the bouquet himself. From steel. His hand-forged results are all freestyle...

Creative Versa-Tool Burn Pen for Pyrography

$18.88 from Amazon »

Pyrography. It's when you're not obsessed with setting things on fire, you're just burning them for the sake of art. And this Creative Versa-Tool is the burn pen maker Walnut Hollow would like you to use to do it...

Adult Achievement Stickers

$8.95 from Amazon »

Children receive stickers for achievements such as pooping in the pot, getting straight A's, and coming in last (but participating!) Why shouldn't adults get some comparable adhesive words of affirmation when they done...