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Lovepop The Beatles Pop-Up Cards

$15 - $18 from Amazon »

Lovepop makes greeting cards they think your recipients will love to see pop up when they open them. With Father's Day getting ready to pop up itself, you can show you love Pop by including one of Lovepop's The Beatles...

The Not Hot Blanket

If the eyes are a window to the soul, then the Not Hot Blanket is a window...for that one damn leg that needs some fresh air. Just a little pop-out from under the covers so you don't wake up from a sweet dream about Charlize...

The Dad Mask

The Dad Mask is laced up and ready to shield against viruses, filter out allergens and dust particles, thwart lawnmower fumes, stave off grill smoke, absorb all grass stains, and enshroud the mug of the man, the myth...

Racist BS Cat Cover-Up Stickers

$1.50 - $8.63 from Cracks Appearing Distro »

It's a cat cover-up! No, not a cover-up orchestrated by cats, say, to hide all that toilet paper they just shredded as you tried to hoard it amidst the coronavirus outbreak. A cover-up in sticker form, one that pairs...

Valentine's Day Surprise Scratch-Off Card

$5 from Etsy »

This Valentine's Day Surprise scratch-off card gives me pause. Normally I consider receiving a greeting card the equivalent of receiving a fancy piece of trash, since that's where it's going to end up a day or two later...

Deejo Tattoo Knives

$44.90 - $79.90 from Amazon »

According to the folding knife's bladesmiths, "To tattoo the Deejo as we mark our skin is to give another dimension, a true identity, to this personal possession." Deejo Tattoo Knives are the product of a fine engraving...

Sassy Celebs Holiday Gift Tags

$6.50 from Amazon »

Sassy Celebs Holiday Gift Tags enable those of you who can't gift your favorite (or least favorite) people Kim K., Kanye, the cast of Friends, Will Ferrell, Drake, et. al. in the flesh this holiday season to at least...

Dunkin' Peppermint Mocha Scented Wrappin' Paper

All I have to say is anyone wrapping my Christmas gift in Dunkin' Peppermint Mocha Scented Wrappin' Paper better also have a Dunkin' Peppermint Mocha waiting for me nearby. Talk about some bittersweet gift wrap! Sweet...

The World Giant Coloring Poster

$7.81 from Amazon »

Wrap it up as a gift for your kids, and hope this World Giant Coloring Poster is giant enough that their crayons, markers, and colored pencils will stay within the sheet's borders, if not within the lines. At 45.3" long...

Personalized Carved 35" Rawlings Baseball Bat

$149.95 from Etsy »

With these hand-carved personalized baseball bats, you can make damn sure anyone trying to break into your house knows it was Darryl - or Michael, or Cornelius, or Jennifer - who whacked him upside the head...

War Bowl

Wow, this War Bowl looks sharp in more ways than one. And the next time you need to stick 'em with the pointy end and Needle is nowhere to be found, a War Bowl to the face seems like it would be a pretty good alternative...

Do Not Draw a Penis Tea Towel

What happens when you launch an online, AI-interactive doodle program called Do Not Draw a Penis? Yessir. You get yourself over 10,000 doodles of penises. Five thousand of which you consolidate onto these lovely red and...

Neko Cup Cat Mold - Put a Cat on It

$27 from Koncent »

Use a Neko Cup cat mold to build yourself a whole beach of sand CATsles. Maybe a nice Raspberry Ragdoll-O Salad. Or just use Morii Yuka's cute kitty molds as sculptures, beige, black, or white pieces of home decor that...

One Foot Taller Periscope Glasses

An alternative to strapping 12-inch heels to your feet, the One Foot Taller Periscope Glasses let you jack up your height from the other end - with a 12-inch rod and mirrors mounted to your eyes...

Awkward Plastic Grocery Bags - BYO or Get One of These

These awkward plastic bags from Vancouver's East West Market continue the trend of Canadian, and specifically British Columbian, ingenuity. The local grocery store specializes in organic and fair trade produce, so no...

Hoverpen

$59 - $99 from Kickstarter »

Really, no one made a vertical Hoverpen before now? Seems like creating objects that magically levitate (i.e., doing clever things with a magnetic field) went almost as viral as making fidget toys there for a year or...

RepliCade Insert Coin Keychain

$14.99 from Amazon »

RepliCade's Insert Coin Keychain is like this Arcade Belt Buckle, but maybe less offensive when you shove it someone's face to show off your new purchase. Like the pants bauble, the retro keychain is an authentic, 1:1...

The Buttress Pillow

$89 from Amazon »

Now I lay me down to sleep / on a pair of luscious cheeks / A Buttress Pillow I've heard said / will support my neck and cradle my head...

Sushi Tape

$12 from Amazon »

Roe-mantic husband I am, I bento-ver backwards to find my wife some new craft supplies, but as soon as she unwrapped her stylin' set of Sushi Tape she was all, "There's something fishy about this. What did you do wrong...

Picnic on the Moon Throw Blanket

$21.74 from Amazon »

What does one bring to a picnic on the moon? I mean, besides a Picnic on the Moon Blanket? Not too light of a meal, I'd say - you're going to need something that will weigh you down a bit, 'ey? Maybe some Texas BBQ ribs...

Apple AirPod Case Tic Tac Decals

$6.99 from Etsy »

While opening an Apple AirPod case covered in parodied Tic Tac decals might create some initial disappointment for the mints' fanatics - sike! No Tic Tacs here! - after you get used to their absence you'll probably grow...

Candle Hand Hand Gesture Candles

$47.97 from Candle Hand »

Not only do Hand Gesture Candles light up some of the most famous, and infamous, gestures of the world, they do it as exact replicas of a real human hand. Cast in paraffin, Hand Gesture Candles are life-size, and textured...

Cubelets Glowing Infinity Cubes

$42.50 - $49.50 from Virtual Vitality »

Aussie engineer and Cubelets creator Sam would like to give you an external locus of your mind's eye, and help you find your bodily flow inside your own unique glowing infinity cube. And for the less spiritual out there...

Lovepop Holiday Pop-Up Cards

$13 - $15 from Amazon »

Make someone's holiday Pop! this year with a laser-cut 3D holiday or Christmas card from Lovepop. Lovepop's pop-up card journey began in 2014, but it wasn't until 2015, when founders and former ship designers Wombi Rose...