Design

The World Giant Coloring Poster

$10.99 from Amazon »

Wrap it up as a gift for your kids, and hope this World Giant Coloring Poster is giant enough that their crayons, markers, and colored pencils will stay within the sheet's borders, if not within the lines. At 45.3" long...

Personalized Carved 35" Rawlings Baseball Bat

$149.95 from Etsy »

With these hand-carved personalized baseball bats, you can make damn sure anyone trying to break into your house knows it was Darryl - or Michael, or Cornelius, or Jennifer - who whacked him upside the head...

War Bowl

Wow, this War Bowl looks sharp in more ways than one. And the next time you need to stick 'em with the pointy end and Needle is nowhere to be found, a War Bowl to the face seems like it would be a pretty good alternative...

Do Not Draw a Penis Tea Towel

What happens when you launch an online, AI-interactive doodle program called Do Not Draw a Penis? Yessir. You get yourself over 10,000 doodles of penises. Five thousand of which you consolidate onto these lovely red and...

Neko Cup Cat Mold - Put a Cat on It

$27 from Koncent »

Use a Neko Cup cat mold to build yourself a whole beach of sand CATsles. Maybe a nice Raspberry Ragdoll-O Salad. Or just use Morii Yuka's cute kitty molds as sculptures, beige, black, or white pieces of home decor that...

One Foot Taller Periscope Glasses

An alternative to strapping 12-inch heels to your feet, the One Foot Taller Periscope Glasses let you jack up your height from the other end - with a 12-inch rod and mirrors mounted to your eyes...

Awkward Plastic Grocery Bags - BYO or Get One of These

These awkward plastic bags from Vancouver's East West Market continue the trend of Canadian, and specifically British Columbian, ingenuity. The local grocery store specializes in organic and fair trade produce, so no...

Hoverpen

$59 - $99 from Kickstarter »

Really, no one made a vertical Hoverpen before now? Seems like creating objects that magically levitate (i.e., doing clever things with a magnetic field) went almost as viral as making fidget toys there for a year or...

RepliCade Insert Coin Keychain

$14.99 from Amazon »

RepliCade's Insert Coin Keychain is like this Arcade Belt Buckle, but maybe less offensive when you shove it someone's face to show off your new purchase. Like the pants bauble, the retro keychain is an authentic, 1:1...

The Buttress Pillow

$69 from Amazon »

Now I lay me down to sleep / on a pair of luscious cheeks / A Buttress Pillow I've heard said / will support my neck and cradle my head...

Sushi Tape

$11.27 from Amazon »

Roe-mantic husband I am, I bento-ver backwards to find my wife some new craft supplies, but as soon as she unwrapped her stylin' set of Sushi Tape she was all, "There's something fishy about this. What did you do wrong...

Picnic on the Moon Throw Blanket

$21.74 from Amazon »

What does one bring to a picnic on the moon? I mean, besides a Picnic on the Moon Blanket? Not too light of a meal, I'd say - you're going to need something that will weigh you down a bit, 'ey? Maybe some Texas BBQ ribs...

Apple AirPod Case Tic Tac Decals

$6.99 from Etsy »

While opening an Apple AirPod case covered in parodied Tic Tac decals might create some initial disappointment for the mints' fanatics - sike! No Tic Tacs here! - after you get used to their absence you'll probably grow...

Candle Hand Hand Gesture Candles

$47.97 from Candle Hand »

Not only do Hand Gesture Candles light up some of the most famous, and infamous, gestures of the world, they do it as exact replicas of a real human hand. Cast in paraffin, Hand Gesture Candles are life-size, and textured...

Cubelets Glowing Infinity Cubes

$42.50 - $49.50 from Virtual Vitality »

Aussie engineer and Cubelets creator Sam would like to give you an external locus of your mind's eye, and help you find your bodily flow inside your own unique glowing infinity cube. And for the less spiritual out there...

Lovepop Holiday Pop-Up Cards

$13 - $15 from Amazon »

Make someone's holiday Pop! this year with a laser-cut 3D holiday or Christmas card from Lovepop. Lovepop's pop-up card journey began in 2014, but it wasn't until 2015, when founders and former ship designers Wombi Rose...

Cup Noodles & Top Ramen Wrapping Paper

$8 from Nissin »

Nissin's Top Ramen and Cup Noodles wrapping paper comes with a warning: "Wrapping anything but Cup Noodles or Cup Noodles-related merchandise in this paper could be misleading and result in an angry, inconsolable gift...

Big Head Cutouts

$19.99 - $44.99 from Amazon »

Big Head custom cardboard face cutouts could be lively decorations for a big party - birthday, office holiday, bachelorette, here's-the-face-of-the-ex-you-never-have-to-see-again breakup. They could be used as props for...

Crochet Hooded Knight Blanket

$5.99 - $99 from Etsy »

Joni Memmott told me her husband made a special request for a Crochet Hooded Knight Blanket "so he could stay warm while playing PS4 during the winter." Being a maven of the yarn (maybe you saw her Crochet Optimus Prime...

The Literal Translation of Country Names Map

You can't buy a print of The Literal Translation of Country Names Map...yet...but that's probably not such a big deal. Like The World According to Americans, this map is more of a way to get a few chuckles and take a...

Giant Blue Jeans Sleeping Bag

This sleeping bag that looks like a giant pair of blue jeans, I don't know which part of their ludicrousness to tell you about first. OK, the obvious: this is a giant blue jeans sleeping bag (Ludicrous Part 1). It sleeps...

Pearl Diver Octopus Water Fountain

Yarr! I got me a wicked tharrst! Unleash the Kraken...water fountain. Sean M. Monaghan designed this octopus fountain, called Pearl Diver, for SPLASH! restaurant in the Santa Cruz Municipal Wharf. The double drinker is...

South Park Charted

In case you forgot, South Park Charted is here to help you 'member. 'Member what? All twenty seasons of the show's most memorable characters and references, including the citizens of South Park, "The Many Guises of Cartman"...

Human Burrito Blanket

$49.98 from Amazon »

A couple of giant Human Burrito Blankets will make sure your Tortilla Baby knows who Mommy and Daddy are. At 5' in diameter, I'd be able to roll up one fine bean, cheese, rice, and man meat burrito in this flour tortilla...