Somewhere between way too much and not nearly enough geek lies the Keytendo, an NES-themed key holder, and your Goldilocks gift for a geek.
Modeled after a Nintendo video game console, this wall-mounted rack includes a pair of keychains with dangling plugs that fit perfectly into the Keytendo's controller ports. One for you, and one for Player 2.
Up top the game cartridge slot serves as a storage tray for other small implements of EDC, or your extra lives.
In addition to the 2 controller input keychains, the Keytendo comes with a wall mounting bracket and hardware.