Doodle yourself* Zen with the Buddha Board. Go on, give it a try. The more tactile Etch-a-Sketch says a few strokes of its water-dipped brush can calm your mind and set you on a path towards inner peace.
Maybe the Buddha Board will make me jolly like the Buddha too. He can keep his gut though.
Buddha Board "canvases" are water-reactive, turning black with your designs when liquid touches them, and then fading away to blank again as it evaporates. They say this process "reveals a new perspective on creative endeavors, encouraging the Zen idea of living in the moment."
*Yes, I said "doodle," not "diddle." If you clicked over here in search of something else, I'll direct you to Paco's Taco.