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Wearable Diaper Bags for Dads

By: on December 27, 2016
$89 - $99
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A wearable diaper bag for dads may not sound like it wants to be less humiliating than the Daddle dad saddle for all you new papas out there, but I promise you subtlety is DadGear's primary focus with their baby-ready fleece vests and jackets.

Both empty and fully loaded with feeding and changing supplies these Diaper Vests and Cargo Jacket Wearable Diaper Bags look like your standard active dad outerwear, thanks to specially sized and evenly distributed pockets for holding key pieces of kiddie EDC. At the chest a pair of zippered pockets hold baby wipes for Jr. and a cell phone or mp3 player for dads who need to call up help from Mom, Google, or Radiohead. Two more larger interior pockets fit to-go diapers (clean ones on the left, dirty ones on the right?) and the sides of the vest / jacket contain two bottle pockets that lie flat when not in use. A pocket on the back stores the included DadGear slim-design changing pad.

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Baby Head Masks

$450 - $500 from Hyperflesh »

People who think babies are angelic and precious, I see your Gerber models, and raise you these three baby head masks. No, make that these three enormous, bulbous, horrifying, spawn-of-Chucky baby head masks. Landon Meier...

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Vollebak Solar Charged Jacket

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Vollebak's Solar Charged Jacket does for Slimer Green what the clothing startup's Baker Miller Naptime Hoodie did for Unicorn Pink: it takes a crazy cut from Roy G Biv, and gives it a highly functional application. Naptime's...

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Reversible Chewbacca Hoodie

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It may not be the skin covering a Yoda head rejected from use in the original Star Wars, but at least Marc Ecko's reversible Chewbacca hoodie is a bodily covering that's a little easier to come by....

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The Baby Muzzle

$149.99 from Japan Trend Shop »

First we saw the Japanese Shouting Vase, an ABS resin stress-reliever that mutes the wails of angry or frustrated souls who need to unleash their fury without disturbing the peace. Now the brilliant minds of Japan--perhaps...

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In Vitro Baby Branding

Ink, sperm and eggs go in, a financially secure future comes out. In vitro fertilization is expensive, and let's face it, so are babies. What better way to offset the costs, and maybe make a little extra (elbow-elbow)...

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Brocade Dinner & Smoking Jacket

$625 from Etsy »

Come on, Cousin Larry, don't be re-dikoolous, this is a niiiice jacket. I would wear it to my wedding. And I'd definitely wear it to your wedding. Machete 'N' Sons' Brocade Dinner & Smoking Jackets are part of their Decadence...

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Mission Critical Baby Carrier for Dads

Through September 13th, 2105, click here to enter Dude's Mission Critical Baby Carrier & Daypack giveaway. It's your chance to MOLLE up those diapers, bottles & 6-month-olds with a Baby Carrier and Carrier Daypack combo...

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Infant Circumcision Trainer

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TankH2O SCUBA Tank Water Bottle

$19.89 from Amazon »

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Baby Thug Onesie

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"I just did 9 months on the inside...and now that I'm out, my mom is making me wear an orange onesie that, for some reason, encourages many who see me to double-bump a fist against their chest and flash me two fingers."...

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Kinkajou Bottle Cutter

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