The Joker Mini Dress
The Dark Knight's Joker, in macrocosm, and on a mini dress. Well, Heath Ledger, I guess there are worse ways to be immortalized than splayed across the chest and torso of a tiny Asian girl. The 100% cotton dress is silk screened in white, 30" long, and comes in size small/medium. Sorry, guys, that's women's size S/M, so you're out of luck unless you're wee, and measure 17"-18" from arm pit to arm pit.
Like talk and taco trucks, the Joker Dress is cheap. Only $15.99. But it ships from Thailand, so be prepared to wait 2 to 3 weeks for its arrival, and to smell just a little bit like Panang curry until it's been washed a few times. Payment is accepted only via PayPal.