What's better than a girl wearing skin-sucking Lycra pants with legs smattered in Tetris blocks? A girl wearing no pants. With an ass smattered in Tetris blocks. Just in time for the heat, the beach, and the pubescent teenagers scared to death their true feelings might be revealed through their ultra-thin board shorts, Black Milk Clothing has snipped and re-sewn its wicked Tetris Leggings into a Tetris Swimsuit. And the company would like to point out that you can even swim in it! Uh...we guess that's in addition to more traditional activities requiring swimsuits, such as beach volleyball, sorority car washes, and getting into places for free. The Tetris pool companion is a polyester/nylon/Lycra blend, and comes in sizes XS through L.
Posted: April 27, 2012
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