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Star Wars Sith Lord Parka

By: on December 29, 2015
$249.99
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How does a Dark Lord of the Sith stay warm and dry in the winter without sacrificing his menacing appearance? He calls musterbrand (who then calls a bunch of attorneys for licensing approval). Taking design inspiration from all of Star Wars' Men in Black, musterbrand's Sith Lord parka is just as much a wearable cold weather coat as it is a costume-y tribute to the franchise. Its asymmetric design and pin-tuck details on the sleeves and hood make for a futuristic goth-hipster aesthetic, while an imperial insignia print on the red satin lining and a pair of interchangeable imperial design silicon badges keep the coat true to the Dark Side.

Each Star Wars jacket has a unique serialized number for collectors. Composition is 78% cotton and 22% polyamide.

Muchas danke to The Awesomer.

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Discontinued

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$799.99 from LEGO »

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