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Star Wars R2-D2 Bra

By: on June 17, 2013
  • Star Wars R2D2 Bra
Discontinued

Noooooo! As if there weren't enough things in this world to make me horny! Now R2-D2 is getting in on the tent pitching action? Etsy vendor Sceene Shoes, also of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles bra fame, shares some Star Wars boobie cup action with the boobielicious and, more importantly, those who love them.

R2-D2 boo-boo-boo-bee-boob wear is hand painted with permanent acrylics, so bras are washable. Orders arrive with care instructions.

Not surprisingly, the R2-D2 bras are on a backorder of galactic proportions--at printing, there was a 6-week lag from order to shipment.

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