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Olivers All Over Short

By: on September 08, 2016

The Olivers All Over Short is like your favorite buddy to hang with: up for anything; ready to go; and all in. These performance trunks stretch 4 ways, and have called in for bar tack reinforcements at stress points, so they're pumped (pumped, dude!) to attack just about any athletic endeavor, from trail running to Cross-Fitting, you are. You might even have to ask the All Over Short to take it down a notch on the car ride over.

Olivers launched the All Over Short on Kickstarter, and it become one of the most successful apparel campaigns in the site's history. Garment construction is 87% nylon and 13% spandex. They have a slim, athletic cut, and include an inner pocket on the right for keys / phone / wallet. Choose from 6 different colors in sizes S through XL.

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