NoNetz Anti-Chafe Men's Swim Trunks
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- NONETZ Men's Anti Chafe Swim Trunks in Red/White - $65.00
- NONETZ Men's Anti Chafe Swim Trunks in Blue/Orange - $60.00
- Kove Nomad Swim Trunks - Recylced Men's Quick Dry 4 Way Stretch Swimsuit - $60.00
- NONETZ Men's Anti Chafe Swim Trunks in Turquoise/Pink - $65.00
- Goodthreads Men's 7" Inseam Swim Trunk - $25.00
Swim trunk season is so close I can almost chafe it. Ugh. Chafing. Thigh rash. Disturbance and unrest in the crotchal region. NoNetz knows these are the potential downsides of spiking beach volleyballs and splish-splashin' in the pool like a mack with an Inflat-A-Bull, and have developed their line of anti-chafe men's swim trunks to eliminate them from the realm of summertime fun.
As the NoNetz name suggests, the Lime Green / Navy and Blue / White swim trunks (get the blue ones here) contain no nets or mesh on the interior. Instead they're sewn with a soft fabric lining with anti-chafe, anti-rash, antibacterial properties. The shorts are also UPF 50+.
NoNetz swim trunks have 2 deep front pockets and 1 Velcro-close back pocket. Ending their product rundown with a splash that definitely makes me want a pair, NoNetz notes, "If you have pronounced round glutes, large thighs, and a small waist (you workout, huh?) then these will not fit you."
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