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Manties Men's Lace Boxers

By: on August 04, 2015
$31.19
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Last month this a-hole at my office left a box of Edible Anus chocolates on my desk with a note that said, "I saw these and thought of your face." Now everyone at work calls me Buttmuncher. Like we're 12! So for next week I'm going to get a pair of these lacy red Manties and leave them draped over his chair with a note that says, "Now you can stop borrowing mine! Love, Mom."

The interesting thing about this men's lingerie is that I bet it will be a 50/50 split on who's buying it as a gag gift, and who's buying it as a long-awaited addition to his wardrobe. No judgment here either way. Whatever tickles your pickle. (In this case: an 85% nylon, 15% spandex blend embroidered into a sheer rose pattern.)

Manties further defy the idea that only women should feel sexy in their underwear by crafting theirs into a loose low-rise boxer that wears soft, smooth, and unconstrained. Color choices include black, white, red, and hot pink. An error in branding, as all 4 colors clearly deserve the word "hot" in front of them.

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