Balrogs and horndogs beware! These gold-emblazoned ladies' hot shorts guard the Secret Fire and they will not avail your advances! Undies are American Apparel brand, and come in S, M & L. Check out the size guide photo prior to ordering, unless the intent is to purchase a pair on the snug side. Shop owner DebbieMarine is amenable to customizing colors and other special requests. Ladies, for extra insurance, we'd recommended sending her a convo requesting the inscription appear on the back as well.