Balrogs and horndogs beware! These gold-emblazoned ladies' hot shorts guard the Secret Fire and they will not avail your advances! Undies are American Apparel brand, and come in S, M & L. Check out the size guide photo prior to ordering, unless the intent is to purchase a pair on the snug side. Shop owner DebbieMarine is amenable to customizing colors and other special requests. Ladies, for extra insurance, we'd recommended sending her a convo requesting the inscription appear on the back as well.
Lord of the Rings Underwear
- Leather Chastity Thong - $32.99
- Male Chastity Cage - $59.99
- Sterling Silver Balrog Ring - $119.00
- Mosquitoes, You Shall Not Pass - $14.99
- "You shall not pass!" Talking Balrog Battle Gandalf Action Figure - $19.99