Link's Hylian Shield meets Link's Master Sword meets the touch, the feel of cotton, the fabric of our life. Geeky U has created a means of battling Ganon and rescuing Princess Zelda in comfort with the shop's Legend of Zelda-inspired sweatshirt. The hoodie's roomy nature also appears to be handy for stashing Hearts, Rupees, and packs of powdered sugar Hostess Donettes.
The shield and swell protruding sword are embroidered appliques that come permanently attached to the sweatshirt. So I guess that means it can be worn safely by children and adults otherwise prone to whipping out their medieval fantasy weaponry in traffic or during drunken altercations at the bar.
Geeky U sells its hoodie in sizes S, M, L, and XL, with larger options available upon request.