Fundies: Underwear Built for Two

According to every woman's favorite book, The Five Love Languages, physical touch is the predominant type of love males enjoy receiving, while quality time earns high marks with the ladies. Fundies, a chic pair of tandem tighty whiteys, make it simple for couples to give one another what they need. Just slip them on for both perpetual skin-to-skin contact, and instant elimination of alone time. Everyone's happy, and no one has to "talk about it" or "compromise." Fundies are recommended by 4 out of 5 therapists, and 5 out of 5 fans of the missionary position.

Fundies: Underwear Built for Two Gifts

• Extra Long Schlong Briefs - $15.39
• Ass-Enhancing Panties - $10.00
• Multi-Position Inflatable Chair for Two - $89.99
• Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer - $7.99
• Emergency Underpants - $19.50
• Silicone Rump Bumps - $25.00