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Alien Nativity Ugly Christmas Sweater

By: on November 13, 2014

Check out the jazz hands on the Alien Baby Jesus. Dropped fresh from the Virgin Mothership, he's not so much here to save us as he is to perform a lively and festive dance number alongside the Little Green Herald Angels. With guest appearances by Hugh Jackman and Neil Patrick Harris.

Give everyone a U-F-ugly sighting at your holiday party this year with Middle of Beyond's Alien Nativity sweater. Made of 100% acrylic so it's sure to be as foreign-feeling as it is foreign-looking. Sizes available: XS to 3XL.

The Alien Nativity ugly Christmas sweater is a top Dude Gift for a Geek pick.

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