Wiener Dog Earplugs
I don't know who let the dogs out, and thanks to these Mimi Pet Nagai Dachshund earplugs I'll never hear anyone else wonder, Who, who, who, who?! again.
Japanese designer Mao Yamamoto created the wiener dog sound barriers out of silicone and the lingering soul of Dr. Seuss. They're reusable and hand-washable in soap and water, and sit almost as pretty (and not bisected by a human head) displayed in an included transparent tube when you don't need them to mute the sound of your girlfriend's weekly Real Housewives viewing party.
At printing the Nagai Dachshund earplugs were available for online purchase only in Japan, but if you want a pair I'd recommend, uh, dog-earing this page and checking back periodically, as European and Far East sensations that go viral in the US always seem to make it to our virtual stores soon enough.