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Virgin Bust Breast Lift Pads (NSFW)

Posted: January 10, 2018
Virgin Bust Breast Lift Pads (NSFW)

When you see these Virgin Bust Breast Lift Pads do you think the same thing I do? Tune in, Tokyo. Tune in, Tokyo. No? Maybe just because you don't have all the information on the boobie-bettering cones yet. They fulfill their stated purpose* by sending mid-frequency radio waves into the lady's (or dude's, no judgment here) chest to "stimulate deep areas of the muscles behind the bust, helping to reinvigorate drooping breasts that have sagged with age."

And also to get the Tokyo channel tuned in.

This twin set of Breast Lift Pads also includes an EMS booster to increase their efficiency at restoring busts to a virgin state - the booster allows users to treat both breasts simul-ta-ta-neously.

Pads appear to attach to each breast with some sort of adhesive, the effect of which looks in the photos like it's going to help gravity out rather than fight it, especially with those chunky plastic transmitters weighing the units down. But the spec sheet says each contraption weighs just 3.2 ounces each, so, I don't know. If you've got really saggy boobs, and are willing to try anything, I guess go for it. Virgin Bust or bust!

*Allegedly. Along with many - many - other weird Japanese products, my sense is that the Virgin Bust Breast Lift Pads will serve as a better conversation, or kinky sexy time, piece than a tool for lifting sagging breasts.

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