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Star Wars Thigh-Hi Style Tights

By: on November 11, 2015
  • Star Wars Thigh-Hi Style Tights
  • Star Wars Thigh-Hi Style Tights
  • Star Wars Thigh-Hi Style Tights
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Rotund. Top heavy. Proportional even. But never before would I have considered describing R2-D2 as leggy.

I like it.

And you're not looking so bad yourself, Lord Vader.

These Legs, legs, legs...Artoo! and Legs, legs, legs...Vader! tights are a sexy alternative to thigh-his--all the eye-catching, peek-a-boo appeal, without the constant fidgeting and readjusting of tops that keep shifting and falling down. Above the Star Wars surprises the tights continue on a sheer, Tatooine-hued path to standard, full-length tights with a crotchal region and waistband.

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