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myONE Perfect Fit Condoms

Posted: January 28, 2020
myONE Perfect Fit Condoms
$8 - $10
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If the shoe fits...why shouldn't the condom? myONE Perfect Fit Condoms aren't custom-sized condoms, per se, but with 10 lengths, 9 widths, and 60 total sizes available, taking 15 seconds to line up your ruler like so and then wrap around your measuring tape like so is almost guaranteed to reward your efforts with a condom you can call myONE Perfect Fit.

Oh wait, I forgot one thing: you have to get an erection first. So I guess the process will actually take 16 seconds.

For men who find drugstore condoms, even in the few sizes on offer, habitually too tight / loose / short / long, myONE is here to remind you that just like waists, legs, necks, and feet, penises come in many different sizes too. And just as a pair of pants, shoes, or a shirt that doesn't fit right causes discomfort, and makes you not want to wear them, a condom with ill-fitting attributes elicits the same feeling of Ugh. I really do not want to wear that.

And if anyone out there doesn't trust my logic, I believe a brief survey of the next 10 men you encounter will confirm that at least 80% of them do not like wearing a condom. Their reasons may be multiple, but according to myONE, store-bought condoms properly fit only 12% of condom users. So even if a dude doesn't specifically call out a rubber's unaccommodating length or girth, chances are, it's an issue.

Partakers in myONE's Perfect Fit Condom service have multiple options for determining their Perfect Fit. Get it up and whip it out - the measuring tape, that is - is the first. You can also use myONE's FitKit or Fit Finder. Regardless of which you choose, your size is confidential, and any condoms you order ship in unmarked packaging for privacy.

Your first myONE Perfect Fit Condom is free, so you can make sure you measured wisely. After that, you can order additional myONE condoms as you need them, or sign up for a monthly Perfect Fit Condom subscription.

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