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Eargasm High Fidelity Earplugs

By: on March 03, 2016
$34.95
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Eargasm says their clear silicone ear plugs are "ideal for anyone with ears." Oooh, ooh, I think that's me!

Unlike foam and earmuff-like hearing protection that fill or cover the ear, and block out all sound, Eargasm's 3 incremental flanges form a cone shape with an attenuation filter at the end that ready-fits a range of ear holes, and then simply reduces external noise without compromising sound integrity. Eargasm ear plugs can drop noise levels by up to 21 decibels.

Their transparent design also makes Eargasm plugs inconspicuous to wear. They arrive in an aluminum case that can attach to a keychain, key fob, or carabiner clip to keep the reusable accessories protected from moisture, dust, and debris.

The only downside to having an Eargasm? You don't end up with a wiener dog sticking out of the sides of your head.

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