Breo Scalp Mini Waterproof Head Massager
The Breo Scalp Mini can't possibly deliver the level of head massage that my wife can. Or my hairdresser, for that matter. But it does have some key features, such as the ever-eager and indefatigable nature of a machine, that might make it worth owning. I get scalp massages from my wife and hairdresser maybe 3 times per month. With the Breo Scalp Mini, I can make that 3 times per day.
Once even in the shower, since it's waterproof. My wife will only do that when I win a bet. And Nicolas the stylist...uh, I'll pass.
Breo designed the Scalp Mini to have an ergonomic hand fit for both men and women. It has 4 massage heads made of food-grade silica gel, all removable for cleaning. Each head has a bevy of spiky fingers, which look like they'd be devices of torture rather than tension relief, but Brio says they're soft and soothing, and made according to the company's 96-contact method mimic human fingers, and replicate the 6 traditional massage skills of longitudinal gliding, kneading, trigger point therapy, and oscillating pressure.
If you want an even less hands-on head massage delivered by a funky gadget, check out this helmet-style electric head massager.