Anxiety Ear Seed Kit
Plant these magic Ear Seeds and you too can grow a beanstalk out of the side of your head! Nah, that won't happen. Probably. Unless you've got bad karma from disobeying your mama too many times as a kid when she told you to stop swallowing stuff you shouldn't eat, and shoving stuff you should into the wrong orifices.
Also called acupuncture ear beads or pellets, ear seeds are either small black seeds from the vaccaria plant or little metal balls you stick to your ear (with tape, Band-Aids) at acupressure points corresponding to whatever condition or ailment you're trying to fix. In the case of the Anxiety Ear Seed Kit it's, uh, anxiety.
The Anxiety Ear Seed Kit uses vaccaria seeds in its auriculotherapy efforts. The idea is that when in place these seeds exert continuous, mild pressure on points along relevant meridian lines - pressure you can intensify by rubbing them for a few seconds every now and then - to calm your mind, and bring your body back into balance.
Maker Ear Seeds says their product's use is "like reflexology for the ears." The Anxiety Ear Seed Kit comes with 120 ear seeds, which should last you between 4 and 6 weeks. Also included in the package is a stainless steel tweezer for more precision application, and an illustrated instruction guide. Ear Seeds also makes kits for issues such as weight loss, headaches, insomnia, and back pain.