No one will steal your lunch--or your maker tools, or your stash--ever again with T-Rex guarding it. The Dino Case from Suck UK uses the impenetrable strength of beastly prehistoric jaw to protect your most beloved PB&Js.
OK, a black nylon and elastic strap closure helps out a little too.
The Dino Case is made of hard plastic and measures 9" wide x 6.2" tall x 5.2" deep.
At printing, the above listing noted a 1- to 2-month T-Rex ship time, but I think that's only because it hadn't been released yet. In any (dino) case, you can also order the lunch box with free US shipping, and no stated long-ass wait time, here.