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Under NY Sky Aprons

By: on April 02, 2016
$44.99 - $50.99
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I know these Under NY Sky Aprons look like they're made for hipsters. Hipsters smugly running the grill. Hipsters self-importantly standing at the host stand. Hipsters douchily manning the bar. Hipsters passive aggressively mentioning how nice Under NY Sky Aprons are for those who don't want to look like complete slobs with sauce, grease, and liquor stains all over their custom-tailored hipster shirts and hipster skinny jeans after they've completed their hipster cooking, seating, and mixing duties for the night.

OK, so maybe Under NY Sky Aprons don't just look like they're made for hipsters.

Still, I'm seeing more and more of these fashion-infused aprons both circulating the web, and in real life at restaurants and in workshops. These Under NY Sky Aprons are made of lightweight canvas and designed with a cross-harness strapped back to help distribute their weight evenly across the shoulders, instead of concentrating it at the neck. The straps run through two D-rings around the waist that help tighten / loosen the apron without a struggle. Clasp connections at the front facilitate strap removal for washing.

Under NY Sky recommends their aprons for home cooks, grill masters, bakers, servers, woodworkers, potters, mechanics, tinkerers, and...of course...tattoo artists.

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