55

Snake Guardz Snake Protection Leg Armor

By: on May 02, 2016
$58 - $87.49
Check It Out

I just read that Snake Guardz help prevent snake bites on hiking trails, camping trips, hunting and fishing excursions, and in the garden. The garden. You can get bit by a snake while gardening. That had not occurred to me before.

I'm never helping my mama spread mulch again.

I'm not even mowing the lawn anymore.

See, as you've probably noticed over the past few years Indiana Jones and I are very similar. One of the many things we have in common is that we both hate snakes. And while we both could probably benefit from a pair of Snake Guardz, I for one would rather just hire some kid who doesn't recognize the associated dangers to garden and mow the lawn. And take my girlfriend hiking and camping for that matter.

If you're willing to weather the weeds and sod on your own, Snake Guardz are a pair of nylon covers wth polycarbonate inserts that wrap around and snap onto your lower legs. There they serve as evil serpent-thwarting armor capable of stopping the penetration of poisonous snake fangs. Like snake boots, Snake Guardz are effective 17" up the leg, but unlike the boots they weigh just 11 ounces each. And obviously enable you to wear your own hiking or other utility boots underneath.

Snake Guardz are tested for puncture resistance to ASTM 1342-05 standards. In plain English: they can stop a 12-gauge shotgun blast at 20 yards. (Even better news if you're worried about snakes and the cowboy down the street trying to make you "dance.") When in place the Guardz cover shoe / boot laces to preclude the possibility of snake fangs getting tangled up in them during a strike as well.

Snake Guards come in a variety of colors and sizes S through 3XL.

TODAY
2 Wolverine Pack Self-Healing Utility Bag
Check it out

Wolverine Pack Self-Healing Utility Bag

$59 - $75 from Slughaus »

If you're thinking, "What the Thoros of Myr is a self-healing utility bag?" like I was when I first saw the Wolverine Pack, check out this GIF of a dude stabbing the bag with a spike

Check it out

The Camping Doughnut

Ooh, a tent that looks like one of those obstacle course tubes I used to crawl through in gym class and the fat kids used to get stuck in crawling through in gym class. The Camping Doughnut, an easily collapsible and...

Check it out

Shonin Streamcam Wearable Personal Security Camera

$169 - $259 from Shonin »

Who wants their very own cloud-connected bodycam? The Shonin Streamcam is a forthcoming wearable personal security camera that records goings-on in hi-res video and, via WiFi or cellular SIM, saves it directly to the...

Check it out

Tonke Fieldsleeper Camper

By: Tonke »

The Tonke Fieldsleeper isn't just a camper, it's a camper straight out of The Brady Bunch. Check out that wood paneling and groovy baby blue laminate interior. Sure, mint green or rusty orange would have been better...

Check it out

Tvan Off-Road Camper Trailer

This is Tvan, and if you're barreling through dirt and rocks with one of the off-road camper trailers bounding along behind you, then you're Tman. The Man. The one who's got the beauty and freedom of the path less traveled...

Check it out

SALT Self-Defense Gun

$299.99 - $349.99 from Salt Supply »

Lorenzo Maggiore already figured out how to A-Salt bugs in an effort keep our extermination of insects simple, clean, and green. Now we have a means of SALTing humans, this time in an effort to keep our defense against...

Buy Now

Waterproof Socks

$35 from Amazon »

Showers Pass made these waterproof socks to keep athletes' and other F the rain weather warriors' feet dry when they run, hike, and bike in anything from light drizzles to torrential downpours....

Buy Now

Napier Backroadz Truck Tent

$174.99 - $200.85 from Amazon »

Outdoorsy dads, Napier stitched their Backroadz Truck Tent out of premium 800mm polyester taffeta. So once camping season is over you can gift it to your teenage daughter to wear to her winter formal. A win-win for Pops!...

Check it out

Family Bug Out Bag

$969 from OuttaGEAR »

If my family were to bug out, probably the first thing we'd do is tear apart this bag of supplies in search of the Xanax and Scotch it does not contain to help calm ourselves down. Luckily, in the event that one of us...

Buy Now

Ruffwear Highlands Sleeping Bag for Dogs

$99.95 from Amazon »

Ruffwear sure knows how to capture a happy family. Mom. Dad. Baby Doggo in its very own baby doggo sleeping bag nestled in between. Awww, how adorable. Guess who woves their wittle baby doggo!...

Check it out

The World's First Smart Rifle

$22,500 - $27,500 from TrackingPoint »

Taking top honors in the category of Yo That's Crazy and Moderately Disturbing but I Guess It Was Gonna Happen Sometime: TrackingPoint's PGF. Precision. Guided. Firearm. It's fighter-jet-style, lock-and-launch technology...

Check it out

Wasp Gas Injection Knife

$499.95 from Wasp »

And a watermelon takes it in the gut again. Like so many other weapons demos we've seen around here (Gotcha Cap, Throwing Card Knives), the effects of the Wasp air injection knife have been exacted upon a watermelon....