Fusion Ergonomic Backpacks
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I wonder if the Fusion ergonomic backpack will still follow the natural curves of my posterior after I stuff it to the brim with a laptop, 2 full-size and 3 fun-size Snickers bars, 1 box of Barbara's Peanut Butter Puffins, a half-eaten bag of Juanita's crack-laced tortilla chips, a couple bottles of blk. water, and my portable Sleep Suit. I. Just. Wonder.
Jerome Olivet's physiology-friendly backpacks come in over a dozen styles and colors. All are made in France of waterproof textile composites and weigh around 1-1/2 pounds empty. Interior compartments comfortably hold laptops up to 15". The sacks are also aerodynamic for when you want to wear one while riding a bike or running at Ludicrous speed.
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Defender Anti-Theft Backpack
Due to my hulking presence and penetrating stare, people usually know better than to try and steal...or touch...or come within 10 feet of my stuff. But I'll grant that theft, and pickpocketing in particular, is a worldwide...
Batman Backpack
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Bat Levitating Mouse
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Wearable Chairless Chair
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Cocoon Go Go Gadget Pack
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Black Ember Modular Backpacks
If James Bond needed a backpack to tote his textbooks and laptop to physics class, I bet a Black Ember is what he'd choose. Modular, waterproof, and very, very black, these bags are customizable with an array of accessories...
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LEVUS Zero Gravity Ergonomic Workstation
Weightlessness. Ergonomics for your back, eyes, and arms. Total comfort. Total workstation pimp-out. I get it, LEVUS, I do. But I also see the photos of people using your zero gravity ergonomic workstation, and I see...the...
Dakine BC Utility Vest
I was recently at a bar for happy hour and it was jam packed with 1) Amazon employees and 2) Amazon employees' backpacks. I felt like I was at Adult Latch Key. They got let out of work but their mamas couldn't pick them...
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Elysium Weightless Chair
The Elysium Chair is the result of an equation defining posture and gravitational force. I think that's the math geek way of saying it's reeeeeeeal comfortable. So comfortable, it will simulate weightlessness when you...
Ghostbusters Proton Backpack Replica
It's Friday the 13th. Do you feel the eeriness? The rumblings of misfortune and chaos? Look outside. Is there something strange in your neighborhood? Anything weird that don't look good? Well forget about the phone. There's...
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Fin Finger Vibrator (NSFW)
While we've seen sexy fun time items such as PLAISIR des SENS warming lube running crowdfunding campaigns on IndieGoGo, the Fin marks the very first campaign of such a blatant naughty nature to seek pledges from you and...
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MiniMeis G4 Shoulder Carrier
I've often wondered how parents carry kids on their shoulders without the kids jerking backwards or toppling sideways and falling off. And what the MiniMeis G4 Shoulder Carrier indicates to me is: sometimes the kids do...