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Uncommon Carry Bowman Mini Crossbow

Posted: April 22, 2019
Uncommon Carry Bowman Mini Crossbow
  • Uncommon Carry Bowman Mini Crossbow
  • Uncommon Carry Bowman Mini Crossbow
  • Uncommon Carry Bowman Mini Crossbow
  • Uncommon Carry Bowman Mini Crossbow

You can hone your archery skills from anywhere with Uncommon Carry's Bowman mini crossbow. Even better, load the small but mighty bow's barrel with your choice of match, Q-tip, or toothpick and take lighting the campfire, cleaning your ears, and picking your teeth to whole new, exciting, and interactive levels!

I joke, I joke. Remember: only you can prevent forest fires; don't put anything in your ear smaller than your elbow; and...uh...don't shoot toothpicks at your face.

Per a recent post I read on Reddit, though, your wife's butt cheeks are fair (and glorious!) game.

A Bowman mini crossbow will also serve you well as the foundation for your next cubicle warfare battle, and the key to completing your mission to knock a class of Yoga Joes out of their down dogs and warrior 3s.

The Bowman is handmade from stainless steel, and has a firing range of 10 to 15 meters. It comes in your choice of black, silver, or gold.

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