Rubbermaid Reveal Power Scrubber

$17.99 - $27.99 Amazon »

You get an electric toothbrush, your kids get an electric toothbrush, and now, with Rubbermaid's Reveal Power Scrubber, your grout, grill grates, tire rims, tarnished silverware, and tile get an electric toothbrush too!...

Fake Freckle Pens

$6.98 Amazon »

Oh the changing whims of beauty! Seems like just yesterday everyone was buying makeup to hide their freckles, and now we have Freckle Pens made specifically to help dot on fake ones. Ladies, I don't know how you keep...

Victorinox Limited Edition Damast Steel Pocket Knife

$400 Swiss Army »

Victorinox puts a "Bjorkmans Twist" on their SAK line for 2021 with the Swiss Champ Damast Limited Edition. The pocket knife features a "Bjorkmans Twist"-patterned Damast steel blade wrapped in forged black carbon scales...

Vitamin C Filter Shower Head

Discontinued

Perfect. I've been looking for a shower head that also grinds pepper. I just don't sneeze enough while I'm in there. No? Not a suds 'n' season sort of setup here? A water filter? Ohhh, alright then...

Million Dollar Cube Money Table

$329 Amazon »

Is this what they mean by hiding something in plain sight? The Million Dollar Cube Money Table is an 18" x 18" x 18" decorative side or end table that looks like a pile of neatly stacked hundos. It's totally fake. ...

Slinky Planter

May I recommend the Slinky Planter for your Ponytail Palm? Romanian designer Andreea Cornila combines whimsy with nostalgia in her forthcoming Slinky Collection, a line featuring planters modeled after the iconic childhood...

Showerspecs - Reading Glasses for the Shower & Bath

It's a sad day when I see a product like Showerspecs - reading glasses designed specifically for wear in the shower or bathtub, so you can, like, see the difference between your shampoo and conditioner, or notice that...

Punch Hammer Camping Multi-Tool

Discontinued

Use the Punch Hammer camping multi-tool to pound in tent stakes, shovel up a proper burial plot for your poop, and - oh, hello knuckle duster - pop a grizzly bear in the snout...

BlissLights Starport USB Laser Star Projector

$14.99 Amazon »

Elevate your game - or at least your own perception of it - with the BlissLights Starport USB Laser Star Projector. For gamers at their PC setups or, uh, players in their living rooms and car interiors, the mini projector...

Royole RoKit - Flexible Electronics Development Kit

The RoKit from foldy smartphone designer Royole is a flexible electronics development kit with an open platform, designed for makers to help Royole improve their technology and product offerings...

Luisladders Triple-Jointed Folding Ladder

$132.99 - $213.99 Amazon »

Ah, this folding ladder from Luisladders reminds me of my ex-girlfriend Karen: triple-jointed and evil AF...

Posable Dinosaur Table Lamp

$49.96 - $54.99 Amazon »

Watt's up T-Rex? This posable dinosaur table lamp still isn't equipped to give you a high-five, but he does come fully able and ready to shine a light on your WFH workstation or, more likely, your kid's homework...

E106: What Is This Thing?

$9.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 106 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Fresco Chef Hat - Keep Your Baked Goods Fresh

$15 Fresco »

The Fresco Chef Hat doesn't bake the goods, it keeps the already baked goods fresh, so the last of your dozen cupcakes from the local bakery will taste just as moist and delicious as your first, even if you're eating...

The Infinite Damascus Steel Butterfly Knife

It's that time of year again. All the little caterpillars have emerged from their cocoons as beautiful butterflies. And Romance of Men's Infinite Damascus Steel Butterfly Knife might be amongst the most stunning of them...

TREATOI Automatic Treat Ball Dispenser

$120 Amazon »

Like getting a second dog, or dropping in for some remote cooing and play on a Petcube, the TREATOI automatic treat ball dispenser is not going to make your pup look less forlorn when you leave the house, or miss you...

Playdate Handheld Game System

$179 Playdate »

What's old is new again. The Playdate handheld game system will officially debut this year, with preorders beginning on July 29, 2021. Unlike Nintendo's own Switch (itself coming out with some shiny new upgrades) the...

Lorals Latex Panties - A New Way to Say Yes to Oral

$25 Lorals »

Finally! A wearable dental dam! Lorals Latex Panties, despite being able to stop right there - latex panties? I'm in! Wrap some in every style up as a gift for my wife - aren't just sexy underwear to look at, they're...

Rubber Chicken Slingshots

$12.99 Amazon »

If you don't give a flying cluck about these rubber chicken slingshots, then...more rubber chicken slingshots for me! This listing is for a party-ready pack of 30 finger fliers, each ready to partake in some poultry shenanigans...

12' Inferno Pumpkin Skeleton with LCD Eyes

$379 Home Depot »

Home Depot is following up the spooky success their 12' Skeleton from last Halloween not only with even more 12' Skeletons for this year, but the all-new 12' Inferno Pumpkin Skeleton with LifeEyes (i.e., LCD eyeballs...

Flagship Light - Turn a Skillet Into a Cast Iron Grill

$49 - $59 Kickstarter »

Flagship Light is a cast iron plate that fits inside any 10" to 12" skillet you already own. According to Flagship designers, it turns the skillet into a legit cast iron grilling surface you can use to replicate the dry...

Bang!: Masturbation for All Genders & Abilities

$14.52 Amazon »

You were searching for a book on masturbation for people of all genders and abilities? Bang! Here it is. Hey, it's even titled Bang!: Masturbation for People of All Genders and Abilities...

Smart Electric Blackout Window Shade

$229 Amazon »

Throw shade 'til you black out, and sleep well at night because of it. These smart electric roller shades are made of 100% blackout material, and custom sized to fit any windows in your house. Put them in the bedroom...

Sunset Projection Lamp

$17.99 Amazon »

How do you like your sunsets? Orange? Red? Up against the wall of your bedroom? Beaming their fiery rays across your two cats sitting at the piano alongside a portrait you're painting of your dog? Check, check, check...