3D Printed Vaginasaur (NSFW)

$6.99 - $45.99 Etsy »

Be careful, the 3D Printed Vaginasaur definitely eats meat. Etsy shop 10th Dimension 3D calls this prehistoric poon print the "Dino Pussy" and the "Cuntasaurus," but I feel like "Vaginasaur" rolls off the tongue best...

E120: What Is This Thing?

$139.90 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 120 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Innova Advanced Heat & Massage Inversion Table

$233.70 Amazon »

How do you ruin a massage? Make me get it in various states of hanging upside down. An advanced heat and massage inversion table, Innova? Who am I, Batman?...

Raspberry Pi Zero 2 W

Raspberry Pi Zero: $5. Raspberry Pi Zero W: $10. Raspberry Pi Zero 2 W: Priceless. Nah, just kidding. It's $15...

Nova Ceramics Travel Mugs

$18.99 - $20.99 Amazon »

As purdy as Nova Ceramics' Travel Mugs are, lookin' all like the ocean surf in all the colors of the rainbow, one thing my household does not need is another mug, ceramic, travel, double-wall insulated, lidded, unlidded...

Sycamore Cat Tree

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The Sycamore Cat Tree is a cat tree indeed. Four stories tall, and built from a real dragonwood tree, Pet Tree Houses handmakes each of their stunning cat towers to order. The leaves are synthetic, made of silk, and the...

Autoblow Decoy Safe

$39 Autoblow »

Funny, functional, dare I say Autoblow's take on the decoy safe is ingenious? Dirty Santa is lickin' his chops for this season's gift exchange...

I should have found 13 cool products in orange & black to make this compilation even more true to the Halloween spirit I claim it embodies - or rather, disembodies. But I'm lazy, so you get 12...

Fly By Jing Sichuan Chili Crisp

$27.99 Amazon »

Open your mind - and numb your mouth - to the hot umami bomb that is Fly By Jing Sichuan Chili Crisp. Made in Chengdu by Sichuan chef Jing Gao, this condiment is an oil-based cornucopia of flavor and texture they say...

Dissim Inverted Lighter

Discontinued

The Dissim Inverted Lighter turns the flames of Hell upside down. OK, more like one little flame. And I guess it's not from Hell, it's from butane...

Mousarris Summit Sofa

$3,950 Mousarris »

No, neither Mousarris nor I are confused when we call this a Summit Sofa rather than a Summit Wall Hanging. Though I suppose it could better be described as a Summit Wall Hanging Sofa. Or a Summit Wall-Mounted Sofa. A...

Global Grub DIY Food Kits

$34.99 - $39.99 Amazon »

Global Grub is here to help adventurous cooks and the people who love to eat their masterpieces "explore new tastes and techniques in [the] kitchen." A great gift for foodies this holiday season, Global Grub DIY Food...

HEXBUG BattleBots Arena Pro

$58 Amazon »

HEXBUG's DIY robotic tech toys for kids are going to battle, and getting in on the Battle. The HEXBUG BattleBots Arena Pro release pits a pair of fighting robots against one another in the spirit of the long-running reality...

Paladone's new Mandalorian Helmet and Baby Yoda Desktop Lights are here to spread cheer during the 2021 holiday season, but not to help ring in Season 3 of The Mandalorian before the New Year. With no official release date at printing, you'll have to hold your horses Razor Crest until sometime in...

Modern Sprout Growframes - Wall-Mounted Grow Lights

$139 - $289 Amazon »

Modern Sprout's Growframes will grow you some modern sprouts indeed. The wall-mounted plant pedestals provide a handsome, minimalist, space-savvy spot to display your herbs and small houseplants, plus incorporate smart...

Full Circle Wipe Out Pivoting Head Squeegee

$12.33 - $13.06 Amazon »

My wife is a squeegee fiend. A squee. gee. fiend. Sometimes I think she stands outside the bathroom door when I'm showering, just waiting for the moment she hears the water turn off so she can burst in and demand, "Did...

Session Goods Limited Edition Designer Series

Come to the Dark Side...or the Light Side. They both have the sexiest smoking accessories your strains will ever see in Session Goods' Designer Series of all black and all white bongs, pipes, and cleaning caps...

Herrschners Wrist Ruler

$27 Amazon »

Ever wished you had a flexible ruler on hand for impromptu challenges to measure the length and girth of your...forearm? Well. Herrschners Wrist Ruler has you, and all your body parts come in at 17" or less, covered...

WoodfloW Double-Sided Kinetic Wood Puzzles

$49 - $74 Kickstarter »

Look, it's Marilyn Monroe! No, wait, it's Andy Warhol! No wait, it's a super disturbing mashup of the two because I put my WoodfloW double-sided kinetic wood puzzle together wrong!...

Jetson ONE Personal Electric Aerial Vehicle

$92k Jetson »

Jetson calls their Jetson ONE "a commercially available personal electric aerial vehicle that you can own and fly." For our purposes, we'll call it a human-totin' drone...

Ultra-Realistic Orangutan Costume

$7,980 Etsy »

The ultra-realistic Orangutan Costume looks like an outstanding choice for Halloween. Or, like, life, if you're craving something different. Because, as they say, in today's world, if you're tired of being a software...

Bamboo Ziplock Bag Organizer & Dispenser

$46.99 Amazon »

Kitchen drawer teeming with ziplock bags and baggies, spinning into chaos, getting stuck with a cardboard box wedged in its upper overhang every time you try to open it - bamboo-ya! Take this storage hack! The ziplock...

ShiZap! Shocking Stacking Block Game

$39.99 Amazon »

The dudes and ladies behind ShiZap! knew they couldn't solve all the world's problems, but when they sat down to consider their contribution, they concluded they could conquer at least one: how to make Jenga even more...

E119: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 119 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...