Culinary Perfume - Edible Fragrance & Ice Cream Topping

It's gonna cost you a helluva lot more than hot fudge, sprinkles, and Old Spice, but Salt & Straw's Culinary Perfume, an edible fragrance and ice cream topping, is sure to be the foodie gift of the year. Or at least of...

Back Bubble Spinal Decompressor & Back Stretcher

$298 - $398 Amazon »

Hey, if it stretches my spine, restores traction, and relieves my lower back pain, I don't care what kind of poon the Back Bubble makes me look like while I'm using it. Adult male in a baby carrier. Fat dude stuck in...

For-Ghetti Spaghetti Fork

$15.24 - $15.43 Amazon »

Spaghetti that slides off your fork or won't catch when you try to twirl it? For-Ghetti 'bout it...

DearBuds SE - Wearable Ear Dehumidifier

$64 - $119 Linkface »

Waterlogged ears from swimming or showering? Sweaty canals from a tough workout? Victim of yet another Wet Willy? The DearBuds SE is a wearable ear dehumidifier that is, first of all, not a joke, and, second of all, designed...

P.50 Car Kit - Build Your Own World's Smallest Car

$9,200 - $11,650 P.50 Cars »

Ha! It's A DIY clown car! Except the P.50 isn't clowning around. Builders of car kit, available in electric and gas models, will find themselves the proud owners of fully functional examples of the World's Smallest Car...

Never Gonna Give You Up Rick Roll QR Code Sticker

$4.95 Amazon »

I tried it. Works. Though the Never Gonna Give You Up Rick Roll QR Code Sticker doesn't just immediately start blasting Rick Astley's iconic earworm and ultimate prank song. It takes the QR code scanner to the video on...

E150: What Is This Thing?

$16.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 150 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Encyclopedia of Sandwiches Poster

$23.45 - $30.45 Etsy »

An Encyclopedia of Sandwiches Poster, now that's a great way to ensure you know exactly what kind of sandwich you're eating whenever you eat a sandwich. And also to ensure you're always eating a sandwich, because who...

ShelterCube Extreme - Above-Ground Emergency Shelter

Sold Out Amazon »

I sure hope I never need to use a ShelterCube Extreme, but after what I "anonymously" mailed my tight-ass boss, I feel like maybe a storm's a-comin'...

Coral Reef Console Table

$1,425 Amazon »

So this is where all the coral reefs have gone. Decorative console tables. Thanks, Design Toscano...

T-Rex Candy Dish & Valet Tray

$59.98 Amazon »

You can use the T-Rex Candy Dish & Valet Tray to hold your keys, coins, jewelry, or small pieces of EDC, but what the little dino really wants to keep contained and organized for you is a bag of M&Ms or Skittles. Some...

GPods - Earbuds With Light Control

$79 - $99 HHOGENE »

GPods, self-described as the world's first earbuds with light control, could be simple earphones with red pill / blue pill-looking baubles that flash your favorite LED colors light one of those smart light bulbs, or a...

Dog Soccer Ball with Grab Tabs

$16.84 - $19.99 Amazon »

As joyful as it is to watch a dog try to get its jaws around a fully inflated soccer ball, and end up rolling and falling all over it in the process, this soccer ball made with grab tabs especially for pooch play is a...

Sushi Tong

$62 IPPINKA »

Sushi Tong? More like a Sushi Scoopi. Or, more specifically, a Nigiri Nuggeter. The attractive kitchen tool from IPPINKA seeks to help budding sushi chefs make "perfect nigiri" by way of a non-stick, stainless steel scoop...

Tool Handle Glass Beer Mugs

$32 Amazon »

Give your suds-lovin' handy man a jolt of joy with one of JoyJolt's tool handle glass beer mugs. Choose from the Crescent Wrench, Screwdriver, Hammer, Combination Wrench, or Pipe Wrench Beer Stein, and let him sip...or...

Aerogogo BS2 One-Button Automatic Inflatable Sofa

$149.99 - $169 Aerogogo »

Upgrade the low-back chairs you take to festivals and outdoor movie nights with an Aerogogo BS2 one-button automatic inflatable sofa. And also, get kicked out of festivals and outdoor movie nights for violating their...

Massage Bubble Slides

Sold Out Amazon »

I like the sound of Massage Bubble Slides. But, come on, these are clearly Epcot Center Clogs. And the brown versions of the EVA foam footwear are Ballpark Peanut Sandals. And the pink ones? Lychee Slippers...

HID SIPS Water Dispensing Lamp

$49 - $69 HID SIPS »

I wouldn't go so far as to call HID SIPS' Water Dispensing Lamp genius, but I do think it rises above both the useless gadget and unnecessary invention categories. And while I usually keep my bedtime water in the bathroom...

Phallacy: Life Lessons from the Animal Penis

$18.01 Amazon »

I figured Phallacy: Life Lessons from the Animal Penis was a piece of humor writing, released for use as a gag gift, or a coffee table book selected specifically to make my in-laws uncomfortable when they come over. But...

GoSports Slam X 4-Way Volleyball Set

$139.99 Amazon »

Slam! Da duh duh, da duh duh. No wait, make that, Slam...X! Da duh duh, da duh duh GoSports' 4-way volleyball set is called Slam X, presumably both to signify that it is volleyball to the eXtreme, and to reflect the X-shape...

Dog on Water Ramp for Boats, Docks & Pools

$299.99 Amazon »

Dog overboard! might not be such a big deal if you've got a pup who loves to swim, but Dog back onboard? As in getting yours there when he's had his fill of the water? Now that can be a doggone mess. But, a doggone mess...

Crua Culla Maxx Temperature-Regulating Inner Tent

$499.90 Amazon »

It's what's on the inside that counts, right? The Crua Culla Maxx is a temperature-regulating inner tent that keeps you warm while camping on cold nights, or cool while camping on warm ones...

Brainfreeze Skull Beer Glass & Stand

$24.99 Final Touch »

Who wants to skull a beer? The Brainfreeze Skull Beer Glass & Stand holds up to 12 ounces of your favorite brew, cocktail, sodie, or juice, pooling about half of the drink in a skull-shaped "boot" molded out of the bottom...

Quakehold! Museum Putty

$14.59 Amazon »

Quakehold!, according to my wife, is Museum Putty! we must use for our cat Zanzibarrrr! who keeps threatening to knock over the raku pottery vase her parents gave her for her birthday last week. Removable, reusable, non-toxic...