Kai Paper Razor - Eco-Friendly Origami Razor

$10 Kai »

The Paper Razor from Japanese brand Kai Group is an experiment in sustainable single-use shaving gear. And also a test of your origami game every time you want to get rid of that 3-day stubble. Or finally realize the...

Icee Floating Inflatable Cooler

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I don't know if I need an Icee floating inflatable cooler, but looking at and reading about it sure makes me want an Icee right now. Mmmm, flashback to the 80s, and the concession stand at my peewee baseball games. I...

Rotate All-In-One Watchmaking Kits

$195 - $225 Rotate »

Building my own watch with one of Rotate's All-In-One Watchmaking Kits sounds like quite the accomplishment. I'd be very pleased with myself, and wear that watch until the end of time, if I did that. "If" being the key...

WaterBasics 30-Gallon Emergency Water Storage Kit

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The WaterBasics Emergency Water Storage Kit is preparedness cubed. The 30-gallon tank trades the bulky barrel shape for one of a brown paper package tied up with string, breaking down and packing away flat just like a...

Anatomy Apron with Removable Organs

$18.99 - $20.99 Amazon »

This Anatomy Apron and its removable organs is intended for teachers to use in the classroom (or, uh, the Zoomroom) to help kids learn about human anatomy. And I think that's a pretty good idea...

Etch A Sketch Pool Float

$31.99 Amazon »

All my wife needs is the Baywatch bathing suit to go with this Etch A Sketch Pool Float and she'll be She-Ra: Red Hot Princess of Power. The combination of one of my favorite things from childhood, the Etch A Sketch drawing...

SOAPBOTTLE - Bath Products in Usable Soap Packaging

$36 SOAPBOTTLE »

SOAPBOTTLE is liquid soap on a rope. No, it's soap on a rope filled with liquid soap. Or maybe soap-in-soap on a rope. And really, the rope is optional, so SOAPBOTTLE's standout feature is that it's soap-filled soap...

Testicuzzi Ball Bench

Your balls have already had a ball ballin' in their Testicuzzi, but now the makers of the hut tub for your testicles have come up with a more comprehensive way to help your balls shoot a load o-...uh, I mean, take a load...

Kaiun Soyo Bed Air Conditioning Unit

Not just a Kaiun Soyo Bed Air Conditioning Unit, but a Kaiun Soyo Bed Air Conditioning Unit...and Cuddle Companion. Being this tubular air circulator is from Japan, I'm surprised they didn't add that last bit themselves...

Inflatable Kool-Aid Man Costume

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Does this Inflatable Kool-Aid Man Costume count as an appropriate public face covering? If so, I can't wait to "mask up" and fly Southwest to visit my sister-in-law this summer. That's the airline where you pick your...

Pocket Latte - Coffee in a Bar

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Have you bitten off a latte? More than you can chew? Hang in there, keep working on it - once you get that big bite of Pocket Latte down, this coffee in a bar will give you a near-instant pick-me-up. A whole cup of coffee's...

Campfire Flyers Flame-Powered Kinetic Dragon Sculpture

$95 - $525 Campfire Flyers »

But can these fire dragons roast marshmallows? Maybe not with their breath, but Campfire Flyers, kinetic dragon sculptures powered by the flames of your campfire, could probably be rigged to hold the sticks...

Sweet Treat Spinning Ice Cream Cone Sex Toy

$24.95 Amazon »

My wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, loooooves ice cream cones. Especially swirly soft-serve ice cream cones. And especially ice cream cones that look like Satisfyer's Sweet Treat, because this ice cream cone isn't so...

JHO Knives Le Finger Spike

$180 JHO Knives »

Pick your nose with Le Finger, and then pick your teeth with the steel spike hidden inside it. ... Yes, you're right. That spike looks a little too thick to be an EDC toothpick. But also a little too slim for shotgunning...

Super Kayak

$1,350 - $2,100 Super Kayak »

Your Summer of Super is just one kayak away. The Super Kayak is a new watercraft with inflatable, catamaran-style floats its makers say make it the most super in speed, stability, and portability...

Socket Blocker - Outlet Cover for Drywall & Painting

$6.99 Amazon »

Socket Blockers are domed adhesive covers for outlets and light switches that protect electrical components from getting clogged with paint and debris when you're sprucing up your wall color or doing drywall work. It...

Lewis N. Clark Safebox Portable Safe

$31.31 - $49.99 Amazon »

The Lewis N. Clark Safebox is a slash-resistant portable safe with a 3-digit resettable combination lock that comes in 3 sizes. Its rolltop closure, Magnaloft construction, and locking buckle will secure the bag to any...

Cat & Mouse Door Knocker

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Instructions for use of the Cat & Mouse Door Knocker: "Just slap the mouse against the door for admission." Well. I mean, unless the owners of the home to which you're seeking admission have their house smart-homed -...

Custom Zip Face Swimsuit

$22.51 Etsy »

Some ladies have to get pregnant to pop out a baby, but those of you who love your boyfriends or husbands enough to wear their faces plastered across your bellies have only to buy one of these Custom Zip Face Swimsuits...

Transparent Inflatable Pool

$40.70 Amazon »

The season of inflatable backyard kiddie pools that are also for adults who want to chill in some hose water with a beer is upon us! And this 8' 3D Transparent Quick Set Pool from Play Day is my top choice for Summer...

The Hype Button

$14.95 Amazon »

Believe the hype. Live up to the hype. Be your own hype man - or lady - and annoy the ever loving hype out of everyone around you. All with a single press of The Hype Button, a battery-powered sound machine that blasts...

E92: What Is This Thing?

$11.97 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 92 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Dedon Rilly Collection Cocoon Chair

$4,325 Dedon »

A few hours of respite in Dedon's Rilly Collection Cocoon Chair, and you'll emerge as rejuvenated and transformed as a summer butterfly. Or at least, like, a little more relaxed and less sunburnt. With slatted geometric...

Vans Trek Rinseable Slip-On Shoes

$55 Vans »

Introducing Vans Trek Rinseable Slip-On Shoes. You can call them Rubber Vans. The not-sandals maintain the classic Vans silhouette - right down to their single-piece injected construction molded to replicate the Classic...