Splash Runner Motorized Inflatable Pool Lounger
Who wants to go to Party Cove in Lake of the Ozarks and ride my sweet Splash Runner? Yeah, it's motor boat. I mean, it's basically a motor boat. It's got, like, a state-of-the-art propeller system spun by 2 powerful motors. What? What horsepower?
Well let's see, they're 66w apiece, so divide by...and carry the 1...and move over the decimal and...0.09HP!
Well, you know, motor boat, motorized inflatable pool lounger, same diff.
The Splash Runner from PoolCandy is a raft that's going places. Use it to fight the drift and scoot over to the barge in lakes and bays, or, in the ultimate display of laziness, chauffeur yourself to the side of the pool to pick up a fresh beer from the waiter, or whichever one of your children you pulled the Dad Card on to get one for you.
The Splash Runner lounger has 360-degree controls that allow floaters forward, backward, left, and right driving directions. It also has a built-in cup holder, but only one, which is kind of shortsighted I think.