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Cabana Shirt Pool Float

By: on May 08, 2015
$13.65
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Garcon! Bring me a pina colada--extra umbrellas!--and a big plate of fried plantains with salsa and guacamole. Fresh mashed poolside, please.

No cabana boy to serve at your beck and call? How about the shirt off his back instead? Blown up, both in size and with air. This pool float's tropical print takes the shape of the shirt worn by everyone's favorite people at the resort: the ones who bring us towels and keep us buzzed. The lounger's sleeves house a cup holder and a small ice chest, and its neckline puffs out into a pillowy head rest.

Big enough even for big boys, the cabana shirt pool float measures 67.7" long x 59.4" wide.

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