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Granberg Chainsaw Mill

By: on April 24, 2016
$159
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If someone twisted my arm put me into a Half Nelson and demanded I select some form of manual labor as my Sunday Funday activity, Granberg's Chainsaw Mill would be my first choice.

The Alaskan small log mill bolts to chainsaws with up to a 20" bar, bolting directly to them with no drilling required. The attachment can cut beams of lumber from 1/2" to 13" thick and 17" wide. Granberg recommends it for all woodworkers, carpenters, homeowners, and people hypothetically forced to pick some grunt work to do on a Sunday afternoon.

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