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Handy Camel Bag Clip

$16.68 from Amazon »

Know what needs a Great. Big. Hug? Your bag of kitty litter. Your bag of BBQ charcoal. And the potting mix and ice melt. But if you don't like hugging and lugging your giant bags of home and garden crap around your home...

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ClipMate USB Clip-On Light

$32.22 from Amazon »

Turn any hat into a headlamp, any pair of pants into a party with the ClipMate USB, a rechargeable light that clips onto a variety of surfaces to shine the way hands-free in an equal variety of situations. Runners and...

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CircSaw Compact Folding Hand Saw

$14.89 from Amazon »

Welcome to Circ de Saw-lay, where IDL Tools' acrobatic strongman will slice through slabs of wood and pipes of PVC, fold itself completely in half to form a compact little disc, and slip onto your tool belt, teeth covered...

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Channellock 8.88" Compact Rescue Tool

$31.55 from Amazon »

If you're familiar with Channellock's 89 Rescue Tool, the 87 here has come to prove you don't have to be tall and strapping to get the job done. At 2" shorter and 30% lighter than its counterpart, the 87 Rescue Tool equips...

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Swiss Army Pioneer Pocket Knife

$34.99 from Amazon »

You know what a Swiss Army Knife is. And if you don't, go ask your parents. It's an important conversation to have, and their place, not mine, to have it with you. Victorinox calls this simple, effective, lightweight...

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Stowaway Tools

Klecker Knives adds to its arsenal of handiness, previously populated by the KLAX Multi-Tool Axe Head and kiddo how-to Trigger Knife Kit, with Stowaway Tools. The line of slip-in / slide-out implements pair best with...

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T-Rex Ferociously Strong Tape

$4.47 - $26.91 from Amazon »

Like its namesake in the world of dinosaurs, T-Rex Tape says it's the biggest, strongest, and most favorite in the world of duct tapes. And like the Cretaceous beast, T-Rex Tape also hates pushups and hand clapping, so...

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EcoGear FX Tactical LED Flashlight Kit

$39.99 from Amazon »

Check out the beam of EcoGear FX's TK120 flashlight. I think they call those CREE XML high-powered LEDs "tactical" because shining the torch in the dark helps you achieve an ultimate goal of not head butting a tree or...

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Morakniv Eldris Neck Knife

$24.62 - $29.85 from Amazon »

I'll pass on a knifed neck, but a neck knife? That I will take under consideration. The Morakniv Eldris is a 2.2" 12c27 stainless steel fixed blade, won a "2016 Scandinavian outdoor award" for its functionality, quality...

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Micro USB Rechargeable Lantern

$20.90 from Amazon »

Tiny but pretty damn powerful, Goal Zero's Micro USB Rechargeable Lantern is the perfect little buddy to accompany you home this New Year's Eve when you're too drunk and ambitious / stubborn / blacked out from society...

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Apocalypse Shovel

$80.10 from Amazon »

Time to bury 2016. Mykel Hawke's Apocalypse Shovel will help you whack, impale, and chop it up on its way into the ground too. A super rugged survivalist's multi-tool, the Apocalypse Shovel V 1.0 incorporates a fixed...

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Folding Hand Saw

$12.99 from Amazon »

This Folding Hand Saw's logo looks kind of like Ferrari's. Am I to believe this is the Ferrari of hand saws? Powerful? Fast? Almost guaranteed to get me laid? Oh boy, I hope so!...

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110dB Lung-Powered Signal Horn

$11.52 from Amazon »

Strictly speaking, Attwood Marine's Bellow Signal Horn is meant for boaters and sailers, a tool to be kept on board for use in alerting others of your presence, or draw attention in emergency situations. You can also...

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Gerber EAB Lite 2.8" Pocket Knife

$8.12 from Amazon »

Cheap gifts that don't suck are the best! Gerber always seems to pull through for me around the holidays, this year with their EAB Lite, a tiny pocket knife that will take up only 2.8" of space inside the pockets of people...

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Dozuki Z Saw

$27.20 from Amazon »

Seeing Dozuki's "Z" Saw reminds me this dude Franz I used to know always called me "Big Z." I asked him why once, but he pretended he didn't hear the question. I think it's pretty clear now though that there's a new Big...

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KLAX - Lightweight Multi-Tool Axe

$140 - $180 from Amazon »

Without a handle the Feller KLAX axe head serves as 7 different practical tools, including a hex wrench, hex bit driver, ruler, and bottle opener. And for anyone who likes huntin' for the best stick in the woods between...

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Hand Machined Fire Piston

$125 from Amazon »

A Hand Machined Fire Piston is the best Christmas gift for the best part of after Christmas: the Christmas Tree Bonfire. My friend Mikey Z holds one every year, inviting all he knows to bring their dead, dried-up firs...

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Onegee Bungee Adjustable Bungee Cord

$14.99 - $16.99 from Amazon »

Onegee Bungee to rule them all. Really. According to the makers of this adjustable bungee system, without the restrictions of a set length and stretch you'll find thousands of applications for the cords and their slide-and-lock...

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Gerber Center-Drive Multi-Tool

$85.94 from Amazon »

Gerber's new Center-Drive Multi-Tool is going to be the Zyllion shiatsu massage pillow of the 2016 holiday season. That is, the gift you unwrap and think, Hey, cool, thankee, Mama! and then you use it once and think...

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Kootek Self-Defense Flashlight

$24.98 from Amazon »

Need a knife, a hammer, and a self defense club in a flash? Then you might want to carry Kootek's knife, hammer, and self defense club in a flash...light....

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The Reel-Quik Hitch

$349 from Hitchrific »

The Reel-Quik Hitch is the Alex Hitchens of trailer and boat hookups. Even if you're not an Albert Brennanman with your truck or SUV, Hitchrific's clever gadget can help make the connection process way smoother, quicker...

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Brush Hero Water-Powered Detail Brush

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You can Brush Hero your car tires, you can Brush Hero your bike tires. You can Brush Hero your headlights and all the bits under your hood. You can Brush Hero your dirty grills and your dirty flower pots and your dirty...

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Sven-Saw 21" Folding Saw

$35.69 from Amazon »

Low in weight, high in strength, and bendy as a Russian gymnast, the Sven-Saw is a rugged outdoorsman's tool whose blade folds away into a safe and compact strip when not in use. This model has a 21" Swedish steel blade...

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Hardcore Survivalist Hatchet

$135 from Amazon »

What's in a name? If you're the Hardcore Survivalist Hatchet, at least enough to get me to click on you when I see you in my Amazon search results. I hope a 19-ounce head and 18" American Hickory curved handle will make...

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Microtech Bounty Hunter Tactical Knife

$350 from Amazon »

But is Microtech's Bounty Hunter Knife sharp, strong, and jagged enough to help Boba Fett claw his way out of the Sarlacc? (The one in my toilet, maybe?) This nod to Star Wars and Mandalorian Green is a Microtech factory...

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EGO Power+ 14" Cordless Chainsaw

$249 - $319.99 from Amazon »

Yeah, this will power my ego alright. The EGO Power+ Chainsaw claims its 14" bar and chain, and smooth, high-efficiency brushless motor will provide Power Beyond Belief. They even capitalize "Power Beyond Belief" because...

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Buck Kinetic Series Throwing Knives

$134.16 from Amazon »

Take a different kind of Buckshot with Buck Knives' Kinetic Series of throwers. The 3-piece set debuted at game time during one of Chuck Buck's church picnics in 2005, but the knives haven't been publicly available until...

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Mini Emergency Gear Cutter & Knife

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While still pretty small and light, this gear cutter and knife looks to me like a Hulked out version of Gerber's Zip Blade. A little bulkier. A little rougher around the edges. A few more teeth. And probably better equipped...

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Tactical Self Defense Flashlight

$14.99 from Amazon »

This flashlight has a super bright Cree XM-L T6 bulb so you can see...where you're jabbing its 4 diamond attack heads. They say the pointy pokers are ideal for breaking a window during a home or car emergency, but I'm...

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Cyfie Multi-functional Grappling Hook

$38.99 from Amazon »

This multi-functional grappling hook can do a lot more than pincer up money for the coin laundry (though, in the style of the Claw Crane arcade game, it can do that too.) The assembly has a magnetic hook that itself can...

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Collapsible Folding Utility Wagon

$69.99 - $88.36 from Amazon »

Use this Folding Utility Wagon from MAC Sports to help you and 150 pounds of your gear peace out to the beach, the park, or, ugh, your cousin Ricky's kid's pee-wee soccer game. Now at what age exactly do they learn to...

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Lasko Misto Outdoor Misting Fan

$134.99 from Amazon »

I never knew--never truly knew--what it was like to be hot--perpetually hot, like, hotter than a nun in a cucumber field all the time--until I moved in with a girl who is interminably cold. It was 94 degrees outside my...

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Hammaka Trailer Hitch Stand

$129.99 from Amazon »

It's not just a trailer hitch-amabob, it's an investment in relaxation. To make good use of a Hammaka Trailer Hitch Stand purchase you'll also need a couple of those hammock hanging chairs (Hammakas themselves, if you're...

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Filzer Buckster Bow Saw

$39.99 from Amazon »

While in the photo above Filzer's Buckster Bow Saw looks like a jagged-bottomed volleyball net, or an upside down shopping cart, or some cumbersome, complex contraption, check out photo #2. A simple, cylindrical tube...

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Guardian 1300 Professional Flashlight

$79.99 from Amazon »

Got a light? The Guardian 1300 is part of Intervine's Professional Series of tactical LED flashlights, which I guess means it has enough strength and richness in design features that it's suitable for use by professional...

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DrivewaySpike U-Turn Deterrents

$39.95 - $44.95 from Amazon »

Is this a real problem? Or rather, is it such a big deal? People using your driveway as a turnaround. Cars getting lost or going one street too far and pulling into 20' of your pavement to correct their mistake. Since...

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MAD-RAMPS

$845 from MAD-RAMPS »

If the only reason you don't own an ATV is that you're worried it will be too complicated, too much work, or too space-consuming to load onto your truck for transport (i.e., it's not your wife, mama, or bank account telling...

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Logmatic Wedge Axe Firewood Splitters

$70 - $88 from Logmatic »

Using the Logmatic is kind of like digging a hole. Through a tree. The un-axes, or rather, Wedge Axes, are ergonomic hand tools designed especialy for splitting firewood and kindling. Place your Logmatic's flat head on...

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Granberg Chainsaw Mill

$159 from Amazon »

If someone twisted my arm put me into a Half Nelson and demanded I select some form of manual labor as my Sunday Funday activity, Granberg's Chainsaw Mill would be my first choice....

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Caltrops Tashibishi Spiked Stoppers

$7.99 from Amazon »

Now this doesn't look like a very nice thing to do to someone. But I guess if s/he cheats, steals your wo/man, gets you fired, or breaks your favorite Star Wars collectible, one method of revenge is to Caltrops Tashibishi...

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EROVR 10-in-1 Transformable Cart

$195 from indiegogo »

The EROVR pretty much has every last bit of crap you might need to lug around covered with its Optimus Prime-level transformation abilities. This versatile cart shifts and clicks through 10 different modes that tweak...

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Hand Carry Electric Pressure Washer

$91.98 - $119.68 from Amazon »

Normally I hate all forms of cleaning except cleaning up at the poker table and in my office's NCAA pool. But pressure washing my mama's back patio is probably the least offensive other type of cleaning to me because...

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DPx Heft 12 Chop Knife

$380 from DPx Gear »

I'd say "Heft" is an appropriate choice of names for DPx Gear's forthcoming hard use knife. The Blade Baby Name Book served them well this time. At 18.62" long, with a 12.52" Slepiner stainless steel, 60 HRC business...

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Bubba Rope - Vehicle Recovery Rope

$194.95 from Amazon »

Bubba Ropes are kinetic energy recovery ropes (KERR) originally developed for the military to use in pulling their off-road vehicles out of mud, sand, and snow. Turns out they work just as well when me and my friend Cornelius...

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Ontario Knife SPAX Tool

$64.95 from Amazon »

When the fit hits the shan and you really need a hand, don't spaz out. SPAX out. This unique combo tool from Ontario Knife is part of the company's Spec Plus Next generation series for military, sporting, and rescue use....

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Bug Bite Thing - Sting & Bite Venom Sucker

$16.94 from Amazon »

Some people still think that if you get bitten by a snake you should use the cut-'n'-suck, or cut-'n'-have-your-friend-Cornelius-suck method to remove its venom. But really this is just a good way to send the venom back...

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BangTi Multi-Function Folding Shovel

$89.99 from Amazon »

Garden and landscaping chores are always more fun when your shovel can also serve as a "nice self-driving outdoor bodyguard and partner." That's how BangTi bills its Military Folding Shovel, a multi-functional yard tool...

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Batmobile Robotic Lawn Mower

$5,555 from Amazon »

Fine, HUSQVARNA didn't design their Automower to look vaguely like the Batmobile. That's just a happy coincidence. And further reason to shell out a couple grand to purchase a robotic lawn mower to tend unattended to...