Tools

Eagle Claw Tactical Keychain Tool

$69 from Amazon »

The Eagle Claw Takes! No! Prisoners! Made of titanium and sharpened to a fine and ominous talon point, this beastly weapon slashes through skin and impales vital organs hooks over door handles and punches elevator buttons...

Wild Turkey 14.5" Tracker Knife

$42.99 from Amazon »

The Wild Turkey Tracker Knife tracks neither live wild turkey nor bottled Wild Turkey, though if you try to use it as such, you yourself could be considered a turkey gone wild, and therefore the ideal owner of a Wild...

Pack Pal Tinder Maker with Fire Starter

$11.99 from Amazon »

They call it a Pack Pal Tinder Maker, perfect for all of your fire-building needs, but one look at this little survival tool, and you know what other need it can swoop in and save the day for: emergency cheese grating...

Axxis Hand Axe - Pocket Survival Knife & EDC Camp Axe

From flint to cold forged steel. The Axxis Hand Axe by Bone Daddy Blade Werx takes its inspiration from the original pieces of EDC, the flint hand axes carved by prehistoric humans. While maintaining their same basic...

Gerber DoubleDown Folding Machete

$120 - $130 from Gerber Gear »

Gerber's new DoubleDown Folding Machete reminds me that as boss as I feel walking around with a machete dangling from my belt loop, the look doesn't always go over well in the office or at the Starbucks. But now! A 15"...

Gerber Versafix Pro Machete/Knife Hybrid

$34 - $37.04 from Amazon »

Versafix could be anything - a hair product, some kind of adhesive, Ray Donovan's new storefront - but here, in the house of Gerber, Versafix is a fixed blade. And a machete. It's a Versa-tile fixed blade / machete hybrid...

TempaBright Thermometer & LED Carabiner

$12.99 from Amazon »

Baby it's cold, and dark, outside. But don't worry, the TempaBright carabiner with built-in thermometer and super-bright chip-on-board (COB) LED lights will solve the second problem. As for the first, it will tell us...

S-TEC 12" Rugged Chef Tactical Field Cleaver

$24.95 from Amazon »

A chef never goes anywhere without his knives, and with their 12" Rugged Chef Tactical Field Cleaver S-TEC makes sure camping trips are no exception. The folding cleaver is 12" in overall length when open, and has a 5"...

Norse Tradesman One-Handed Viking Battle Axe

$122.87 from Amazon »

The good news is that this Norse Tradesman One-Handed Viking Battle Axe is fitted with a hand-forged skegg carbon steel axe head that's been heat treated to a 56 - 58 Rockwell scale hardness. Norse Tradesman says the...

VSSL First Aid Flashlight

$125 from Amazon »

They call the VSSL First Aid Flashlight "the ultimate 'vessel'." Probably because in addition to using the carefully curated medical kit inside the VSSL to treat your own injuries, you can also use the virtually indestructible...

Woodman's Pal Multi-Use Land Clearing & Survival Tool

$175 from Amazon »

The Woodman's Pal has been in service - US Army service - since 1941, and was a standard issue from WWII through Desert Storm. In official terms, it's a land management multi-tool, but I imagine when you look at the Woodman's...

Phone Skope PYRO Putty

$12.99 from Amazon »

Phone Skope, you're like putty in my...aaah! Aaah! My hand! Hot! Fire! Phone Skope's putty is PYRO Putty. Ultra-flammable in its neon hues, the little tin of goo looks and sounds like it could be part of a magician's...

Limitless Equipment Mark 1 Survival Kit

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Survival kit? With a, what's that, a flowery dead guy on it? Are we back in 2011, filling our bug out bags and planning for the zombie apocalypse? Nah. Now we're in 2019, where the risk of an actual apocalypse, caused...

Bow Drill Fire Starter Kit

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Survival Kook's Bow Drill Fire Starter Kit looks like some newfangled piece of fitness equipment, but in fact, it is based on a very oldfangled hand tool. Prehistoric old, in fact. Also known as a fire drill, the bow...

Gerber Jukebox Gentleman's Knife

Despite the name "Jukebox" it's not so much the 50s diner as it is the 50s barber shop Gerber is giving a nod to with their Jukebox gentleman's knife. The EDC piece is fashioned after the look of a master shaver's straight...

Sun Joe 10-Ton Hydraulic Log Splitter

$158.79 from Amazon »

Spending too much time sawing logs these dark and damp fall days? Well git off yer stink wrinkle and start splitting them, ya lazy sack*. Sun Joe's 10-Ton Hydraulic Log Splitter might even add some semblance of fun to...

Grampa's Weeder - Stand-Up Weed Puller

$33.95 from Amazon »

Grampa invented his Weeder in 1913 to protect his back and knees during all the crappy yardwork Gramma made him do. Over a hundred years later, Grampa's Weeder is still around, and still helping men (and women) old and...

Origin Stoneblade Japanese Kiridashi Pocket Knife

Manitoba-based Origin Handcrafted brings some character - and some Canada - to the traditional Japanese Kiridashi with their Stoneblade Pocket Knife. The textured Kiridashi is both minimalist and standout in design...

Gerber Fastball Manual Flipper Folding Knife

$99.99 - $104.99 from Amazon »

No curveballs here, just trademark Gerber, head-on, with the brand's new Fastball manual flipper folding knife. Made at Gerber's Portland, OR factory, the Fastball features a S30V Wharncliffe blade Gerber says will hold...

Panther Vision Flateye Unround Flashlight

$149.99 - $299.99 from Amazon »

Don't call me square, call me unround! Panther Vision's Flateye Unround is sort of a misnomer, in that flashlight's illuminating eye is actually round, but the case holding it is not. The torch's aircraft grade aluminum...

Spyderco Roadie 2" Folding Knife

$56 from Amazon »

Spyderco's Roadie folding knife is the product of best laid plans foiled. Foiled by the TSA. In 2013, a decade-plus after 9/11, the TSA tossed around a plan to change US security regulations and allow some types of knives...

Portable Air Compressor Tire Inflator

$26.99 from Amazon »

I just bought this Portable Air Compressor Tire Inflator, and will update when I test it out, but what prompted this purchase was my local gas station charging me $1.50 for mother f**king air. And not just $1.50, $1.50...

Tick Key for Tick Removal

$15.92 from Amazon »

The Tick Key is just fine, but the Tick Key in action - blech! Talk about things that make you go ewww...

UPP Rolling Collector Basket

$24.99 - $29.99 from Amazon »

The UPP Rolling Basket is a collectors' item. Collectors of golf balls, tennis balls, and PowerBalls. Collectors of apples, cherries, and nuts. Collectors of any rotund object spread far and wide with a diameter of 0...