Coleman 12-in-1 Camp Scissors
A little snip, a little strip, a little screw. No, I'm not here to discuss the benefits of vasectomies today, but the attributes of Coleman's 12-in-1 Camp Scissors. The pair of stainless steel blades snip through fishing line, duct tape, and jerseys on fans of the opposing team like a normal pair of scissors, and then expand upon that fine foundation by incorporating 11 additional functions into the red-handled halves. When locked together the scissors also serve as a nutcracker, jar wrench, wire cutter, and wire stripper. Extend the blades to a 90-degree angle and they detach, with each piece able to play the additional roles of flathead screwdriver, magnet, can opener, fish scaler, bottle opener, wrench, and knife. Stick a pair in your camping pack, tackle box, or tailgate cooler and you'll have solutions to at least a dozen, and maybe all 99 of your problems close at hand.