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Machete Spatula

By: on May 26, 2015
$19.96
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Since I usually hack up eggs, salmon, chicken, and steaks when I try to flip or test their doneness anyway, a Machete Spatula would probably be an appropriate addition to my cooking arsenal. Plus, if any utensil could be described as magnificent, this grill flipper takes the title. With a trio of built-in bottle openers, a BBQ standard oak handle, and a sturdy stainless steel blade, the spatula's utility isn't even overshadowed by its machete-shaped novelty.

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