Retro RPG Menu Doormat
I think what I would do if I had this RPG command doormat is carry it around to other people's front doorsteps with me instead of installing it on my own.
Select: Loiter. Pause. Think.
Select: Knock. Pause. Prepare.
"Hey dude, what's--"
Select: Magic. BWAAAA! BYAHHH!
"You son of a--"
This terrific doormat transforms the banality of 20-ounce loop carpet into the 16-bit wonders of our childhoods. And although the cursor on its retro RPG menu is frozen on "Knock" I still appreciate that it gives visitors something to think about, and an important decision to make upon arrival. The retro mat measures 18" x 24" and has a non-slip Durgan backing.
The Retro RPG Menu Doormat is a top Dude Gift for a Geek pick.