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Retro RPG Menu Doormat

By: on January 31, 2015
$19.99 - $59.99
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I think what I would do if I had this RPG command doormat is carry it around to other people's front doorsteps with me instead of installing it on my own.

Cornelius' house.

Select: Loiter. Pause. Think.

Select: Knock. Pause. Prepare.

"Hey dude, what's--"

Select: Magic. BWAAAA! BYAHHH!

"You son of a--"

Select: Flee.

This terrific doormat transforms the banality of 20-ounce loop carpet into the 16-bit wonders of our childhoods. And although the cursor on its retro RPG menu is frozen on "Knock" I still appreciate that it gives visitors something to think about, and an important decision to make upon arrival. The retro mat measures 18" x 24" and has a non-slip Durgan backing.

The Retro RPG Menu Doormat is a top Dude Gift for a Geek pick.

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