Garden

NetZero Mycelium Orbs - Capture 1 Ton of Lawn/Yard CO2

$75 - $125 from Kickstarter »

Think of NetZero Mycelium Orbs as bath bombs for your backyard. Bath bombs that, like any good bath bomb, will rejuvenate your soil and energize your plants' root systems, but will also do one better: the ectomycorrhizae...

Wheelbarrow Water Bag

$19.99 from Amazon »

Say, this Wheelbarrow Water Bag reminds me how incredibly full my bladder was last Saturday night. My wife and I lost power at our place, so we had to spend 2 nights at our in-laws' house, where I proceeded to drink 5...

Bird Buddy Smart Bird Feeder with Built-In Camera

$199 - $209 from Bird Buddy »

It took some real bird brains to come up with this fine feathered gadget. Bird Buddy is a smart bird feeder with a built-in camera that ensures you'll never miss a tweet. Using motion sensors, a microphone, and facial...

Silicone Thumb Knife for Gardening

$5.59 from Amazon »

I see your green thumb, and raise you an orange thumb! With a razor sharp fingernail blade sticking out its end! This Silicone Thumb Knife is made to make harvesting your fruit and vegetable bounty, and pruning your indoor...

Timber Stoves - Wood Pellet Patio Heaters

$1,099 - $1,849 from Timber Stoves »

Wood pellets. Gravity. Venturi effect. I call ye together to my Timber Stove and say, "Let there be heat!" Oh, I guess I need a little lighter fluid too, but electricity? Nay. You stay with the infrared bulbs and propane...

Magidome Geodesic Dome Connector Kit

$90 from Amazon »

What would you do with your very own geodesic dome? Make a greenhouse? A yoga studio or meditation chamber? An outdoor office or covered dining area? A reading room or, ahem, date night escape from the kids? Magidome's...

A Christmas Story 8' Living Projection Inflatable

$269.99 from Amazon »

Gemmy's A Christmas Story 8' Living Projection Airblown Inflatable might be the easiest way to make sure your house is the one cars park outside to stare at this holiday season. ... Maybe tied with tossing together a...

Tertill Garden Weeding Robot

$349 from Tertill »

Hey dude, got any weeeeeds? Yeah? Well, the Tertill is a garden weeding robot that doesn't just whack them for you, but travels continuously throughout your garden, churning up the top layer of soil, and preventing them...

UKIAH Tailgater Fire Pit Sound System

$359 - $619 from Amazon »

Pumpin' heat and beats. The UKIAH Tailgater series Music Fire Pits lights up your sound system and brings the tunes to your dancing flames with a self-contained, portable propane fire that ignites atop a rugged, battery-powered...

Oatey Mystic Rainwater Collection System

$19.39 from Amazon »

The Oatey Mystic Rainwater Collection System seems like a pretty great idea...except for the part where I have to saw out a 6" section of my mama's existing downspout to make room for it. Oh the tongue lashing I'll get...

Peter Pepper Seeds

$6.95 from Amazon »

The tongue twister is wrong! It's actually, Peter Piper picked a peck of peter pepper. Or maybe, Peter Piper picked a pecker of pickled peppers. Either way, then he was all like, Oh ladies! Who wants to try out my tongue...

Barebones Artisan Pruning Shears

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Hmmm, these Barebones Pruning Shears look a little less artisan and a little more tormenter to me. Maybe the black stainless steel blades and their oversized, ambidextrous handles are made for artisanal torturing. The...

Original Ultimate Hose Nozzle

$21.99 from Amazon »

If you always wanted to be a firefighter but never became a firefighter, how about being a car washer or flower waterer with a fire hose nozzle instead? The Original Ultimate Hose Nozzle from Bon-Aire has the same virtually...

Tardigrade Steel Hose

$12.99 - $33.99 from Amazon »

If anyone knows about extinction events it's tardigrades and my mama's garden hoses. Tardigrades, also known as water bears and moss piglets, are tiny - wee-wee-wee-wee-tiny all the way home - water animals that have...

Inflatable Rocketship Sprinkler

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FUNBOY's Inflatable Rocketship Sprinkler has landed, and it's packed with stories of stars, space, and, more importantly, 4 "jets" that spray 360 degrees of hose water. The 8' tall rocket is an official piece of summertime...

Plow & Hearth Roll-Out Hardwood Pathway

$67.95 from Amazon »

Dude. What I would give for my mama to have seen Plow & Hearth's Roll-Out Hardwood Pathway last spring before she saw these godforsaken DIY (read: guilt-your-son-into-doing-for-you) walkway path molds. That is, like...

Trackside Sound Reactive Fire Pit

This new track is on fire! It's not from Beyonce or Travis Scott either. Or Bruce Springsteen. Dad. It isn't even the song kind of track - though it can definitely rock out with the best of them. Dad. This track comes...

Rhino BaseMate Patio Umbrella Base Weight Planter

$24.90 - $27.90 from Amazon »

I just hauled 250 pounds of sand from Home Depot to my mama's house so she - oh, I mean I - could put it in her new patio umbrella, and now she sees the Rhino BaseMate patio umbrella base weight planter and is all, Ooh!...

Giant Custom Cedar Letter Planter

$400 from Etsy »

Should you send your lady flowers or a heartfelt letter? How about a heartfelt letter filled with flowers? The Hamilton Design Co. custom builds these giant cedar wood planters in the shape of your preferred letter of...

Starry Night Sun Shade Sail

$41.96 - $42.96 from Amazon »

Inject some Sandy-Danny levels of romance into those su-u-mer...niii-hiiightsss! with this sail-style sun shade, a triangle canopy studded with a sky full of LED stars. Its fairy lights come in warm yellow and colored...

9' Solar Powered LED Lighted Patio Umbrella

$119.99 from Amazon »

Shade and charging when the sun's out, the illumination of 8 LED tubes and a center pendant light when it's not. This 9' patio umbrella has a solar powered battery that sucks up the sun's rays throughout the day, and...

Picnic Table Squirrel Feeder

$24.95 from Amazon »

As cute 'n' clever as this Picnic Table Squirrel Feeder is, I'm confused. Aren't most people trying to keep squirrels out of their yards? And, more specifically, the F away from their wildlife feeders? I know my mama...

Flying Saucer LED Kite

$88.99 from Amazon »

Know what we need? A UFO prank, courtesy of this Flying Saucer LED Kite, to get everyone's minds off the coronavirus pandemic. All these people stuck inside, anxious and panicking about their jobs, their futures, their...

4' Tall St. Patrick's Day T-Rex

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This St. Patrick's Day T-Rex is only 4' tall because he's a T-Rexprachaun! A Lepra-Rex! A Wee-Rex!...