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Nisaku Hori-Hori Japanese Gardening Knife

$22.14 from Amazon »

Nisaku makes fine hori-horis for your weedi-weedies. And bulbi-bulbies. And...yeah, I'll cut it out. And you can too! Because this hori-hori Japanese gardening knife also helps you cut out rocki-rockies!...

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Flip Top Convertible BenchTable Kit

$53.27 from Amazon »

The BenchTable has a pretty clever trick. It might look like it's just chilling with the rest of the average park benches, but when you need a flat surface to eat your tacos without dripping hot sauce and meat juice all...

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Squirrel Tree Climber Garden Statue

$99.99 from Amazon »

Whoa, this Squirrel Tree Climber statue for your garden is so realistic neighbors and passersby are going to take one look and think they're as nuts as the acorns the squirrel has belayed himself up to get. Hand-painted...

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Bat House

$24.99 from Amazon »

Whether your problem is bats in the attic or mosquitos in the yard, SparkleBerry Industries says their Bat House is your best bat. Uh, bet...

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Archipod Office Dome

The Archipod: It's not bigger on the inside, but it should be plenty big enough to get your creative and productive juices flowing as a backyard work dome. Plus, it looks pretty damn cool. If you're craving your own sphere...

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Cowboy Cauldron BBQ & Fire Pits

$1,695 - $2,995 from Cowboy Cauldron Co. »

A Cowboy Cauldron brings together folks from all walks of life. Wranglers can cook out with witches. Dudes from the ranch can grill with dads from McMansions. Fantasy fans can warm their hands across the fire pit from...

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Life-Size Bigfoot Statue

$2,565 from Amazon »

It's not so much a Bigfoot sighting as it is a Bigfoot companion for life with this life-size Garden Yeti Statue from Design Toscano. If you thought the 8-1/2-foot-tall garden gnome would increase your home's value and...

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WORX Electric Leaf Mulcher

$130.13 from Amazon »

When the leaves start to fall the WORX begins. WORX's Electric Leaf Mulcher aims to remove some of the pain from the giant pain in the ass of fall and winter yard cleanup...

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Tertill Solar-Powered Weeding Robot

It's a weeding robot, not a weed robot, but the Tertill gets just as many props for helping out with the most tedious of yard work as it would for...what would a weed robot do, anyway? Roll joints and pack bowls? Turn...

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Bug Zapper Electric Insect Killer

$24.99 from Amazon »

X-CHENG has upgraded the classic UV bug zapper's aesthetic for the 21st century. And also your next EDM party with a live bzzz! spinning bzzz! DJ. Bzzz! Bzzz! The sound effects of frying mosquitos will even complement...

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Octopus Kite

$46.90 from Amazon »

I don't think the giant 3D Octopus Kite that's for sale is quite the same as the giant 3D Octopus Kite flying in the above video. But maybe your kids won't notice that when, after showing them the graceful cephalopod...

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8-1/2-Foot-Tall Garden Gnome Statue

$2,278.86 from Amazon »

It's gonna be tough to schlep this garden gnome around the world with you for photo ops, but I'll bet if you do the 8-1/2-foot lawn ornament will help your Instagram account go viral. Who wouldn't want to follow Gottfried...

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Tuff-Guard Kink-Proof Garden Hose

$41.43 - $90.84 from Amazon »

Kink-proof garden hose season has arrived! Watering flowers, washing cars, "accidentally" spraying your girlfriend when she's in a white tank top...I love summer...

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Hydro-Ball Wind Spinner

$129.95 from Wind & Weather »

The Hydro-Ball Wind Spinner isn't just a fetching piece of kinetic yard art, it's a Daddy's Little Helper that waters the grass or flower beds so you don't have to...

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Beach House Garden Shed

$4,352 from Amazon »

See, if my mama had installed a shed that looked like a beach house in my back yard when I was a kid, maybe I would have been more amenable to going inside it, and bringing out the tools and equipment she wanted me to...

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Faux Ivy Privacy Screen

$42.99 - $49.99 from Amazon »

Draw the curtain of privacy over your fenced-in yard with an expandable screen of faux ivy. I'm not sure I believe it creates a "naturally looking" hedge on fences and walls, but the stuff doesn't look hideous in the...

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VegTrug Urban Vegetable Planter

$269 from Amazon »

While the VegTrug isn't quite what I mean when I say I could eat a trough of food, put some tomatoes, onions, cilantro, and jalapenos in this urban planter, and I may still be down for some deconstructed salsa by the...

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DIY Geodesic Garden Dome Kit

Hey, kid, go find me some sticks! Sixty-five of them to be exact. Hubs' DIY Garden Dome Kit is a box of "Hubs" and hardware you can use to create and snap together frame pieces to build sturdy geodesic structures. Use...

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Robomow Robotic Lawn Mower

$699 - $2,499 from Amazon »

Robomow. Just another example of robots taking human jobs. Husbands and sons of the world, I hear your protests. I feel your outrage. I...wait. Actually, I don't hear or feel anything from the husbands and sons of the...

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Eye of Sauron Fire Pit

$643.38 from Etsy »

I bet this fire pit knows some good ghost stories. What I didn't bet was that Sauron moved his Dark Tower to Canada, where he and his Evil Eye now mostly roast marshmallows and try to taunt Canadians into saying something...

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Radius Garden Root Slayer Shovel

$48.73 from Amazon »

Root Slayer. For hacking off and digging up those stubborn roots in the backyard. I think my girlfriend has some hair dye called Root Slayer too. It serves a slightly different function than the shovel you see here. Both...

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Modpools - Shipping Container Swimming Pools

$26,900 from Modpools »

Rather the seal him inside a shipping container bound for Abu Dhabi, why not fill that shipping container with water and let Odie dog paddle around inside it with you this summer? Dig up a big hole in your backyard, and...

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NatureZap Weed Killer

$99 - $199 from Amazon »

The NatureZap series of weed-killing wands eliminates pests of the chlorophyll persuasion without the use of harmful chemicals, or harmful bends and twists of your lumbar spine. NatureZap combines a cocktail of Infrared...

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Japanese Steel Pruning Shears

$64.95 from Amazon »

These Garden Elite Japanese steel pruning shears are a fun reminder that it's almost time for spring cleaning. And all the weeding, trimming, mowing, and mulching you'll get to spend 3 straight weekends, and many doses...