Garden

Concrete Walking Path Molds

$24.98 - $27.98 from Amazon »

Now here's a concrete example of why I don't like my mama looking at the internet. She found these walking path molds - correction, DIY walking path molds - and now she just has to have a "precious, stony-looking" walking...

Bad Idea Pyro Cage Incinerator

$309 from Amazon »

Now here's a Bad Idea: a 48" American steel Pyro Cage incinerator to use in place of your 55-gallon drum for burning yard debris, cardboard, and bad juju. The Pyro Cage has a panel construction with a tab-and-slot design...

Scotch Brains Hot Pepper Seeds

$4.99 from Amazon »

Who wants to eat braaaiiinnns? What if they're extra spicy, hot sauce challenge-worthy braaaiiinnns? Anyone? Anyone? Zombies? Sean Evans?...

Greenworks 40V Power Cart

$349 - $499 from Amazon »

I'm strong like ox. Strong like bull. Strong like draught horse. Strong like...I have a Greenworks 40V Power Cart with self-propelled 10" wheels helping me out...

Bug-A-Salt 2.0 Insect Shotgun - Lawn & Garden Model

$42.95 from Amazon »

It's been over 6 years since the original Bug-A-Salt shotgun, an insect exterminator whose only ammo is simple table salt, blasted through its crowdfunding campaign, and took in over half a million dollars in pledges...

Flow Hives Langstroth-Style Cedar Beehive

$699 from Amazon »

B**ch is always gonna have your honey with a Flow Hive, because this Langstroth-style cedar beehive can be summed in 3 words: Honey. On. Tap...

Palram Chalet Greenhouse

$1,967.56 from Amazon »

Cultivate some plants...or some margaritas...from within the double walls and aluminum frame of a Palram Chalet greenhouse. The 12' x 8' x 9' structure, with its 4mm twin wall roof panels and polycarbonate side panels...

Ghostbusters Ecto-1 Vehicle Inflatable Yard Art

I know it's nowhere near Halloween, but it is close to Mother's Day. And as a piece of summer yard art, this Ghostbusters Ecto-1 Vehicle Inflatable is going to be the best gift for my mom. Who is in an all-out war with...

Rain Wizard Rain Barrel

$82.13 from Amazon »

You might be saying, Rain, rain, go away now, but how's it going to be in July and August, when you see nary a drop from the sky, and the municipality puts a watering ban on lawns and gardens? The Rain Wizard Rain Barrel...

Ginormous Inflatable Animal Yard Sprinklers

$49.99 from Amazon »

Big fun with big beasts awaits with BigMouth Inc.'s Ginormous Inflatable line of yard sprinklers. This summer you can run through cooling waters showered down by the noses and mouths of your favorite animals, including...

SPIN - A Spinning Flame in a Glass Tube

$101 - $153 from Hoefats »

You've seem flames flicker, and maybe even dance, but have you seen them SPIN? 'Round and 'round for hours, no barf bag needed, the SPIN is a new combo table fire, lantern, and garden torch from Hofats whose cylindrical...

Cole's Flaming Squirrel Seed Sauce

$9.57 from Amazon »

While I do think squirrels can be a huge P in the A, I mostly like Cole's Flaming Squirrel Seed Sauce for its exceptional label artwork. Actually, having recently participated in my own DIY hot sauce challenge, I can...

Flying Saucer Hanging Hammock Chair

$259.99 from Amazon »

The Flying Saucer Hanging Hammock Chair's official name is Flower House FHFSSVR Flying Saucer Hanging Hammock Chair with Bird & Bug Net. FHFSSVR? Gesundheit. Or should I say, Covfefe...

Bee Brick Bee Houses

$23 - $36 from Green & Blue »

Call them the building blocks of bee conservation. Bee Bricks, a clever contribution to the endangered solitary bee population, are filled cavities that provide a safe place for individual bees to lay their eggs. They...

8' Inflatable Christmas Vacation Station Wagon

$290 from Amazon »

This 8' Inflatable National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Station Wagon didn't make my list of The Best Christmas Movie Themed Gifts because I thought the Griswolds' moose mugs and a Christmas Vacation Village were a little...

Food Truck Bird Feeder

$19.99 from Amazon »

Everything that passes through this food truck's window is cheep, cheep. The Cheep Eats Food Truck Bird Feeder gives all the little tweeties in your garden a roomy place to perch and pick through a sunflower, millet...

Mid-Century Modern Birdhouses

$129.99 - $399.99 from Sourgrassbuilt »

One thing I've learned over the past year is that I will never, ever be able to afford a new house where I live. Or a modern house. Or a craftsman, a rambler, or a crumbling POS either. Whatever. Home ownership is for...

WheelEasy Folding Yard Cart

$94.99 - $135.99 from Amazon »

Yard work and gardening come with varying degrees of not fun-ness attached, but Allsop Home and Garden hopes to make it all WheelEasy for you. The WheelEasy is a folding yard cart and ground load wheelbarrow...

Cat Eating the Garden Gnomes Statue

$27.97 from Amazon »

Kitteh haz brought you garden introoders! Can't get too mad at the cat. He was just trying to protect your property from infiltrating garden gnome pests! At least they're not bloody like the mouse he brought you last...

Nisaku Hori-Hori Japanese Gardening Knife

$22.14 from Amazon »

Nisaku makes fine hori-horis for your weedi-weedies. And bulbi-bulbies. And...yeah, I'll cut it out. And you can too! Because this hori-hori Japanese gardening knife also helps you cut out rocki-rockies!...

Flip Top Convertible BenchTable Kit

$53.27 from Amazon »

The BenchTable has a pretty clever trick. It might look like it's just chilling with the rest of the average park benches, but when you need a flat surface to eat your tacos without dripping hot sauce and meat juice all...

Squirrel Tree Climber Garden Statue

$99.99 from Amazon »

Whoa, this Squirrel Tree Climber statue for your garden is so realistic neighbors and passersby are going to take one look and think they're as nuts as the acorns the squirrel has belayed himself up to get. Hand-painted...

Bat House

$24.99 from Amazon »

Whether your problem is bats in the attic or mosquitos in the yard, SparkleBerry Industries says their Bat House is your best bat. Uh, bet...

Archipod Office Dome

The Archipod: It's not bigger on the inside, but it should be plenty big enough to get your creative and productive juices flowing as a backyard work dome. Plus, it looks pretty damn cool. If you're craving your own sphere...