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Hose Hooker

By: on May 14, 2016
$29.95
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You may not need a Hose Hooker every day, but, say, when bath time for Bonzo turns into spraying yourself in the face a few times and walking away from the sudsing just as wet and agitated as your dog is, the hands-free hose-gripping stake will probably earn its place amidst your garden tools.

The Hose Hooker clamps down on hose necks near their sprayers to simplify a variety of outdoor chores. Scrub down muddy athletic gear, or feet, with both hands, and rinse your gardening tools before putting them away. Take used paint brushes, rags, and buckets outside for cleanup without creating a mess in your bathtub. Or attach the Hose Hooker to the rod holder on a boat to secure it from sliding overboard during use on deck.

The Hose Hooker extends from 31" to 52" long, locking in place at any point along the way, so you can also use it to increase your reach when watering outdoor hanging plants, cleaning soffits and gutters, and washing the roofs of larger vehicles, such as RVs, trucks, and vans.

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