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The $20,000 Invisible Man Kit

By: on October 20, 2013

Optics Planet, the same purveyor of hunting, sport optics, tactical, military, and all-around Man Gear that brought us the $24,000 Z.E.R.O. Zombie Apocalypse Kit, is now testing Alpha interest in another supernatural musing: invisibility. At $20,000, their Invisible Man Kit bedecks and equips buyers with every garment, tool, device, accessory, and grooming product necessary to disappear from the eyes of the world. At least, for that price, I sure as hell hope it does.

From hunting trips to paintball missions to intense games of hide-and-go-seek, the Invisible Man Kit starts with 3 versions of OPMOD's Camo Ghillie Suit to poof! wearers' physical presence from both wooded and snowy surroundings. From there stealth shadows can add a tactical camo vest and parka to carry their gear and protect from harsh weather, a sound enhancer and noise decoys to hear enemies approaching while diverting their attention from your presence, night vision goggles and gun sights, myriad knives and weapon accoutrements...the list goes on and on. No shit. Check out the complete inventory you'll receive with your $20,000 investment in invisible man-ness below. Creepy stalkers who also happen to be in the nations elite 1%, this one's for you!

VISUAL STRENGTH CAMOUFLAGE

  • OPMOD Ghillie Suit Woodland Camo
  • OPMOD Ghillie Suit Snow Camo
  • Final Approach Eliminator Express Blind
  • NcStar Tactical Vest/Digital Camo
  • Propper Gen II ECWCS Parka Universal
  • Blackhawk S.O.L.A.G. HD with Kevlar
  • BlackHawk Balaclav Olive Drab
  • Ray-Ban RB 4034 Sunglasses Styles
  • Undertech Undercover Men's Concealment Shorts

SCENT CLOAKS

  • Do-All Outdoors Port-A-P Portable Hunting Urinal
  • Cass Creek Skunk Cover Scent
  • Cass Creek Cougar/Mountain Lion Urine Scent
  • Cass Creek Whitetail Interdigital Gland Scent
  • Cass Creek Hog Boar Urine Scent
  • Cass Creek Scent Kil Unscented Bar Soap

SOUND CAMOUFLAGE

  • Pro Ears Pro Hear IV Behind the Ear Digital Sound Amplifier

WEAPON ACCESSORIES

  • Leupold Mark 4 ER/T 4.5-14x50mm (30mm) M5 Matte Front Focal Mil Dot Rifle Scope
  • Leupold Mark 4 ARD Anti-Reflection Device - 50mm
  • ATN PVS7-3P Gen 3 Night Vision Goggles, 64-72 lp/mm Resolution, ITT Pinnacle Tube
  • ATN Odin Thermal Imager - 32C 320x240, 35mm, 30Hz, 17 micon
  • OPMOD GEN3MM 2.0 Limited Edition PVS-14 Night Vision Scope - 64 lp/mm Res
  • Streamlight TLR-1 Game Spotter Weapon Light with Remote
  • Laser Genetics ND3X40 Laser Designator 40mm with Scope Mount
  • Burris FastFire III Red Dot Reflex Sight - 3 MOA Dot, with Picatinny Mount

HUNTING ACCESSORIES

  • Nikon 8x20mm Premier LX Waterproof Compact Binoculars
  • Carl Zeiss Victory 8 x 26 PRF Rangefinder - Ballistic Information System
  • 511 Tactical Field Ops Watch
  • Vanguard Endeavor HD 65A Spotting Scope
  • Bushnell Trophy Cam X-8 Night Vision Trail Camera
  • Cass Creek Waggler Predator Decoy System
  • Bulldog Extreme RealTree Camo w/ Brown Trim 48in Rifle Case
  • Gerber Gorge Folding Shovel, 16.25in Max Length

KNIVES

  • Browning 437 Hard Core Hunter Black Combo Knife Set

CASES & BACKPACKS

  • OPMOD TAC PACK 2.0 Limited Edition Backpack
  • EOTech HYDRAPAK Domestic Hydration Backpack

HOME INVISIBILITY

  • Barska Book Safe with Combination Lock

Muchas danke to Sarah R. for the Dude Product Tip.

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